Dr_Flash_Amazing

Eh? Brass midgets? Horse glide and astro-tonic! Eight o'clock sharp, be there or be skwair.

You're a disgrace to your uniform, your flag, and your country, soldier!

Hey, on that website, one of you guys is totally blowing the sequence on Chain Reaction! The part going up to the horn on the arete, it's all buggered up. Get the beta and you'll waltz it.

Yep. Astro-midgets and glide-alongs. You said it, hoss. See you there then.

n make ya soil yer tights? Nah. Vomit into the nearest hueco, couple deep breaths, keep cranking.

Fumbling the crux clip on your redpoint burn, 5' out from your last bolt; there's your fuckin' epic right there.

Not 'til he climbs .15a & V15 and onsights .14a.

See you there, queers!

" ... purple-haired love tub ... "

Still ing.

This thread has really gone to the dogs.

It comes out with "NO MORE BUSH" written on it.

Justifipagetopcation.

Go play in traffic, dongcheese.

Kristen or Christen or some variant thereof. She ain't been in the gym in forevs.

Mr. Specialed, the syphilis has clearly gone to your head. Try cutting that aesthetic blight off and see if the situation improves. If not, go take a dirtnap, you unshaven donkey-humper.

Excellent. There was a girl at the PRG a while back who was dating one of the hardpersons who worked there, and she quickly earned the reputation of being a bit on the dim side. Someone, naturally, pointed out that she was dumber than a bag of hammers. This was, for the sake of convenience, shortened to B-ham, and she was referred to as such thenceforth, at least when she wasn't around.

Go stick your dick in a blender. You're not worth the paper you're printed on, pisswater.

Poseurs. Yeah, that's right. Go sit on a #10 hex, dweebs.

You're a steaming pile. Go flush yourself.

They're streaming the whole damn album for free at http://www.epitaph.com right now. While it sounded pretty Hendrixy, it didn't really seem derivative or cheesy, and it sounds like they fuckin' play like they mean it. Also, in a more traditional (i.e. 70+ year-old Miss'ippian and his guitar) blues vein, the unparallellable Robert Belfour is droppin' a new disc on Fat Possum Records real soon. http://www.fatpossum.com

Is it stupid in here, or is it just you?

Relax, man. Throw that corporate swill in the trash with this morning's coffee grounds, and sit tight until May, when you'll be treated to a torrent of new releases, from NOFX, Less Than Jake, and the Alkaline Trio. Or if you're getting antsy, check out the new one from The Black Keys, as it seems to be a goodie.

Forget it. Your sad little trollings aren't worth generating a real response to. Toodles!