Dr_Flash_Amazing

jammies!

What if you're in ... THE FOREST?!

Yeah. Do you actually think before regurgiting closed-minded drivel like that?

"Ah, yes, well, you see, Dr. Flash Amazing would like nothing better than to accompany you to the cliffs for a spot of technical rock climbing, truly, but, well, the thing of it is, the Doctor wouldn't want to make anybody feel bad about their climbing abilities, or their decided lack thereof, and out of respect for all involved, DFA will have to respectfully decline your most thoughtful invitation. Good day, ta ta, adieu."

Trash, whatever this is, it's loading too slow-like. Wh'up widdat, foo'?

I love Halle Berry. A fine ass and bodacious tatas. Trask, you hopelessly shallow, deluded sexist pig. The western world has wrought its vile havoc in your mind, and poisoned the contents thereof. Those Coors billboards; they're lying to you, man. WAKEUP!

Word. Tell 'em, spesh!

You might get sewing machine ARM though! No prob', helps you campus faster.

While we're quibbling over minutiae, people, the phrase is "for all intents and purposes", not "for all intensive purposes". Sheesh!

No, you goobs! The answer is to climb harder, or at least steeper. You won't get SML if you don't need to use your feet!

Y'mean Ecodefense?

Hm? Huh? Ehhhh ...

Heaven's sakes! Looks like the yuppie-infested multi-sport complex known as Club Sport, formerly Costco SportsNation, aka SportsNazi. Although the crowd density looks pretty close to an average weeknight at the PRG. , though, they're working on the foundations for the new gym right now. Should be done late this year.

Another good one is to hold the injured arm in front of you, bent 90 degrees straight up. Grab just above the elbow with your other hand, and straighten the injured arm out in front of you, hand open, palm up. Keeping the injured arm steady with the other hand, and with your fingers spread out, slowly rotate your hand to the inside (i.e. if it's your left hand, you'll be describing a clockwise arc with your thumb; if it's your right hand, counterclock.) as far as you can, and hold it for a bit. You'll know when you've got it right 'cause you can really feel it pulling that tennis elbow tendon. Nice. Them tennis elbow braces are great, too.

Yeah, they suffered along with ruined joints that didn't function properly and never would.

Your new bowling team is called what?

You're right, Tecate is ass. Anyway, DFA wouldn't have bought them fancy chips in the first place had they not been on sale for a mere 99 cents (regularly $2.79). So you see, between the price, the fancy green bag, and the word "tequila" on the package, DFA had to buy them. There was just no way around it. The Tecate was just a mistake, plain and simple.

You chumps are the walking embodiment of "pathetic." Seek medical attention from Dr. Kevorkian, losers.

Cables and epoxy holding it up? That hunk of choss is no better than one of them sport routes at Mt. Potosi! What a disgrace. Some hardcore traddies probably knocked it down in a heroic show of purist vigilantism.

Speaking of chips; those new Kettle chips, the Jalapeno Lime Tequila flavored ones, in the nifty green bag? They are not very good, so don't waste your $$$. Fuckin' potato chip disappointment, is what those chips are. Sad times. Their dismal flavor was unabetted even by a couple cans of Tecate, which, it turns out, is also not that great, and a total ripoff at 5+ dollars a sixer. Negra Modelo it ain't, folks.

people with class, mofo - something you don't have This from the man whose very nature is to take the cl out of "class." Nice.

Yeah ... helmet ... right! Good thing! Not that a climbing helmet would have done shit in that situation.

Fuggin' overprotective locals. Share the wealth, dood! Pimpin' pad-people party posse all the way!

Lessee, here ... Scariest was an ~30-footer off a local crag in Southern Oregon. Seems the brand new 10.2mm rope (when 10.2mm was really skinny)/ATC combo was a little slippery, and what should have been a short fall (like 6 or 8 feet) kept going. Belayer managed to get control of the rope as DFA came to a stop about a foot from the ground, smack dab between the base of the crag and a big boulder. It was a traversing move with high footholds, so the Doctor was essentially horizontal, and if the fall had been completed to the deck, would have meant landing directly on the spine and smacking the skull on the rocky ground. Otherwise, 20+ feet peeling from the crux of Churning and coming to a stop around the 2nd bolt. Nice clean fall, though.