Dr_Flash_Amazing

Speaking of whom, you, sir, are clearly on the fast track to scoring 100% on both counts. Dr. Flash Amazing's manhood, while certainly sturdy and impressive, was not meant to be hung from by ankle-biting punters such as your sorry self.

Hilarious story of similar nature can be found by going here: http://www.thislife.org and entering "squirrel cop" into the search box. Laugh riot.

Hey, right on! That's good news for you, although this Doctor is always a little jealous when someone else with a shoulder injury gets off with a quick recovery... Lucky! Oh, well, hope you get back to craggin' soon.

Is everyone from Washington as mean as you two guys? Ganging up on a fella and stuff...*sniff*

It's spelled F-L-A-M-B-E with an accent-E-D, you fucking imbecile! Twenty push-ups and twenty sit-ups!

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Well, if you're training for sleeping, as your frequent napping would suggest, then getting up to do anything would be mistraining, plain and simple. DFA would suggest that, if you must do something besides nap, have the necessary implements close at hand, so that you have to roll over at most. Best also to keep a supply of fatty, carbohydrate-rich snacks nearby as well, so that you can remain stuporous whilst fueling up for further hibernation.

i don't know if popular science did an article, but popluar mechanics did and here is the article. Yeah, yeah, Popular Whatever; that's the one the Doctor was thinkin' of.

It's spelled F-L-A-M-E-D, you fucking imbecile! Twenty pushups!

Ehh...all the folks doing crossfit at the Kung Fu school DFA attends all look pretty F-ing lean, the frighteningly fit-looking instructor most of all. Most of those exercises seem to be about a lot of reps and a lot of variety, core strengthening, and the like. The sumo guys were probably doing crossfit to slim down, or maybe they couldn't kick the gallon-of-wonton-soup lunch habit.

Stay off of it for a while. You probably damaged a tendon pulley, which is a pretty classic crimping injury (is the hurt knuckle the first one out from the hand, on the middle or ring finger, perchance?). Although, it could be a ligament or maybe you smooshed some cartilege or some shit like that. In any case, a crack or pop is usually not a good thing to be hearing from your finger (or any other joint, no?). The usual suspects for recovery would include: - not climbing on it for six to eight weeks or more (DFA has had finger injuries that took more like 3 months to heal) - ice for a while, then heat (apparently alternating ice and heat work well) - analgesics (e.g. aspirin) or anti-inflammatories (e.g. ibuprofen, naproxen sodium, or go the natural route and try bromelain) - continue to be a good boy and not climb on it - when you do eventually try climbing again, tape the finger above and below the hurt knuckle, and buddy-tape it to the adjacent finger (if it's ring-man, tape it to the middle, not the pinky--duh) If the pain is severe or things seem abnormal with the joint, it may be worth seeing a doctor, as you may have ruptured the tendon pulley, which could require surgery (yay!). Good luck; time to work on your pint curls for a spell.

You fuckers all need to fuck off and shut the fuck up!

Not to mention, that chuffer is trad climbing. How gauche.

If you have to ask, Dru, you'll never know.

Didn't Popular Science devote an issue to a thorough analysis of at least the Twin Towers, if not both incidents on 9/11? Might be worth looking at. It could have been the Masons & Knights Templar in conjunction with the Grey aliens from Area 51, though...

Try harder; maybe then you'll understand.

Naturally, you mean he should have pounded it full of pins to preserve the trad nature of the route. You're such a sissy sport-ballerina vandal.

Yeah, go out and do Distel's tick list!

Oh, thtop, you big kidder!

Well, look who's working on a sassy attitude just in time for the new year! WHOOOOO!!!

On the interweb? Nahhh...

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Go get 'em, Slugger!

Fuck off, assclown.