Dr_Flash_Amazing

They've got this great drooling idiot gremlin smiley guy over at ascensionist. We need that over here.

See, that's where you're wrong. Monumental guitarage, kick drum on 1 and 3, snare on 2 and 4, and high-hat all the way...fire up the Trans-Am and head to 7-11 for some cheap beer and smokes, then go cruise the strip with the windows down, looking for babes!

They do when a third-string moron and his sub-intelligent avatar have their way with them.

Oh, look, a dick joke. Riotous humorosity.

Uh, look at this thread. Were there a block of topical marble from which to carve a masterpiece of internetorial discourse, DFA would be on that like white on rice. As it stands, however, there are about three threads of sophomoric garbage going on, and the Doctor's just lazing on the couch with DFA Juniorette, listening to Back In Black. Anyway, you got a problem with AC/DC? It's all one-liner potty humor and cheap puns around here lately. Garbage in, garbage out.

What're you, like twelve?

whaddaya do for money, honey whaddaya do for kicks whaddaya do for money, honey howdoya get your licks HONEY WHADDAYA DO FOR MONEY HONEY WHADDAYA DO FOR MONEY

"Whatcha up to today?" "Oh, just Dick King around."

Well, don't we have a healthy imagination? Although, when it's all you've got, it makes sense that it would be well developed. Shame that the rest of your intellect didn't develop accordingly, but, you win some and you lose some, hmm?

Why don't you two (?) take your little circle-jerk elsewhere, hmm? This is a serious spray topic. Please.

I won't take no prisoners won't spare no lives nobody's puttin' up a fight I've got my bell I'm gonna take you to hell I'm gonna getcha, see, a-getcha HELL'S BELLS! [riff-tastic riff-o-rama]

DDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNN!!!

You don't say? SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT!

This is nearly as exciting as the "Lewis & Clark: Unfinished Journey" broadcast currently stumbling out of the radio on NPR. A real thrill-ride.

Wow, is this going to turn into hot online "sex?" Ooh, feel the heat. How exciting.

Sound like porn names. In fact, so does Dr. Flash Amazing. I think you're in porn. Midget porn, actually. Whatever makes your palms sweat, champ. Groupies...

...and Pepsi! Watchoutdon'tdoitoryou'llexplode!

DFA went to hi-skool with a Beverly Hills and a Sierra Woods. And, as reported in the Willamette Week a while back, there's Portland cop and F-M transsexual Damon Woodcock (nice one there).

neither was Doctor Falsh[sic] Amazing As you say, Mistress Rubber Ducky.

Well, really, now! This is Spray, for God's sake. Would it kill you to take it a little more seriously? Hmph!

Wednesday's Onion page-a-day calendar item: "New Ford SUV Holds Eight Passengers And Their SUVs"

Someone did bring up mullets yet. Some someones, in fact. Bringing things up days too late was never cool, and won't never be, neither. Hmph!

There was a quote in this week's Newsweek from a young fellow named Andy Kwok. He's from China, and he changed his name to Andy from ... wait for it ... Fuk King Kwok. Ouch.