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  1. yeah, if nothing else can we start force-feeding the chicks growth hormones so they'll be all fledged n' flying by the end of school!?! maybe if we can get some progress on the north side of things we'll at least be able to seek shade during the mid-day before climbing on the whitehot rock of evening
  2. as someone always get's aroudn to saying, feel free to send me the gear you think needs retiring
  3. shit, it's simple - b/c the NW gots the best access to the finest n'
  4. dunno about the white salmon creek but the icicle creek in leavenworht was in beserker flood stage last week!
  5. my experience on the kahiltna - 1) the upper 3 feet of glacier becomes pure snowcone material - most/all bridges gone 2) the cracks are indeed monsterous and its possible on a reasonably spaced party for you both to be in the belly of the beast at the same time - no reason to make exotic lengths, just be sure you leave enough rope in a kiwi coil or other system so you can do crevase rescue w/ a fresh line. 3) picketts oughta be fine - make anchors w/ them and deadmen
  6. da'couve in da'fawk'n house! i'm not alone in my hardcore-ness!
  7. smoky-smoky
  8. bitch zigged when she shoulda zagged 'zall
  9. "there is no safety in numbers - or in anything else" - james thurber
  10. i think she died of grief soon thereafter - made some vulture damn happy though! we, like the chinese, have the capacity to swallow sorrow
  11. [quote Sounds like open season for all deer on cascade river road if you ask me... huh Ivan? well, as far as i've witnessed, josh's only batting .500 against these majestic mammals - he does certainly have a taste for fine moose-killing motorcars though...
  12. what a coincidence, i just took a shit! stubbed my toe on the way back in the door too...
  13. i think this is a stern and foolhardy challenge to the pharmaceutical world
  14. the standard dumbass 5 hr drive from the 'couve to the goddamn trailhead?
  15. all the cool folx die on the forest deproach!
  16. yuck - set up a car shuttle if possible - much more pleasant! the approach through spray park is fawking gorgeous....
  17. all good pirates are at sea (or dead (or in prison (or too balls-deep in some afro-chinamen's daughter to spray in anyway but the conventional sense))) da'yar! sluts n' sampans off the spanish main!
  18. ivan

    finer things of life

    crush your enemies, see them flee before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women!!!
  19. ivan

    finer things of life

    beers, bitches, blunts not necessarily in that order...
  20. johannesburg - not hard but mean and grungy and not easy to get away from once yer wick's wet
  21. now that is what i'm fawking talking about!
  22. swwwwweeeeettttt
  23. sweet - yeah, those were my tracks - an older set are no longer visible but crossed mine at one point and went further right for the top constriction of the left gully - looked like it blew saturday. a final remark - holy shit the approach up the elliot in winter/spring conditions is a titanic improvement on picking your way up through every possible size of bullshit rubble dusted by snow in early fall! that fall freeze on the gullies is way more ideal though...
  24. so, speaking of fucking cripples, if you are in fact fucking a paraplegic and they have an orgasm, are they in fact a damn faker? can't help but think the above would be a tad crude where it not so lovably alliterative
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