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ken - what'd be the rwandan solution to this problem?

spectacular! let us all know!

are you physically afraid of her? is she the type of crazy to be armed? if not, then, since there's more of you, it's simple - tell her: 1) it's been great, but you must be gone by this date 2) if you're shit is here past that date, it's going in the trash 3) we will beat the holy hell out of you if need be might be nice to have some heat around - ask some big friends over - and get all the property you value in your room and behind a lock in the interim it'd be helpful to know more about her brand of crazy - will she essentially be sleeping in the park w/ no job after you can her?

also doubles as an excellent belay chair, anchor and source of emergency rations after the tauntaun gives out

this guy appears to be available, plus he's been losing weight n' stretchign to get back in fatting, i mean fighting, shape - he's also kinda famous apparently, so he'll treat you right, and if not, you can write a wondefully shitty book about the whole experience for more hot-dates

to quote the poet: "oohh! look! a bolting debate!"

time for a relationship q&a...

How many kids you got? watchu'mean? anyone speak kraut? can't figure why my sweet pic of cletus and his honey got replaced by bart but figure there's somethign to his secret code

to pick up dead hooker pieces? wendsday's will be mine again after this month and my hated night classes go away...

already spent it on mickeys, glue n' dust-off?

How many kids you got? watchu'mean?

time for a good old-fashioned amish shunning? course, the amish don't have the cocaine-adled temptation to spray on everything they see

trying to prove one's objective existence outside the interweb is a tron-like excercise in meta-futility

born out of the cauldron of the original where's-waldo-tauntaun-thread

my second year of teaching one of my students went missing for a couple of months w/ no explanation - one day she showed back up again - hey, where you been? - oh, i just had a baby - oh? (the girl was a tanker for sure, and 15 years old to boot, but man, i thought i woulda noticed something - shit, i gotta say something to ease the social tension!) - wow, that must be very hard, being so young and having to take care of a kid and go to school at the same time - oh, it'll be alright, i've done it before, this is my second kid! looking around my room at that moment as she pointed out her baby's-daddy, i suddenly came to understand how so many hideously ugly females can get pregnant - there's no shortage of equally homely guys either

show me the stigmata!

and me too! so neither of us actually exist outside the mind of the Great Master Looney

i liked captain aubrey's comment in "masturbater and commander" more; to his doctor friend, the enligthtenment-era model of scientific sagacity, on the subject of existence of "jonahs" - "not everything is in your books, stephen"

HAMLET And therefore as a stranger give it welcome. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. But come; Here, as before, never, so help you mercy, How strange or odd soe'er I bear myself, As I perchance hereafter shall think meet To put an antic disposition on, (1.5.172)

wtf? "she" wasn't remotely believable from the start - i was immediately reminded of tyler durden's comment from fight club "strangers with this kind of emotional honesty make me go a big rubbery one" it seems best to assume that any avatar with less than 5 billion posts is actually dru

alright - i found the text, but i'll do be corn-holed by opheila 'fore i count down 160-some-odd lines - please provide numbered lines or choose one's leass than 10 (so i don't have to take off my shoes)

someone save me the damn trouble of looking oup the line - what the hell does this have to do w/ hamlet? sounds like our exploration of mars is ruining their atmosphere too!

That was me ya dick. All you had to do was ask me to flip the tape. I had tOAD THE wet sprocKet on teh udder side that was my introduction to the north-west, baby, and you were an integral part of it! smile - you made my life a more amusing thing for it all.

why worry 'bout next weekend? if you're listenign to counting crews and climbing like a madman this weekend, you probably won't see the next!

hands down, the place i've found the most inspiration's my fawking hot-tub - especially on a wintry rainy night w/ a 1/5 of something already gone missing.