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tvash - you gon' change your avatar icon anytime soon or should i just go ahead and gouge out my eyeballs edipus-style in self-defense?

really stinky balls. jeeusst one more dayeee up in thuh keeanyeeeon.... My wife just informed me that the Counting Crows are her favorite band ever. Anyone know a good lawyer? you're in the habit of asking the opinion of spanish chain-wenches?

is that man-thing holding his wee beastly cock? he looks so fawk'n mechanical i would nae be surprised.

anyone remember smiff tuff love 3 or 4 years ago when somehow someone's boombox went on playing Da Crows continously for something like 3000 hours straight?

red foxx: "color don't matter (he might as well been talking 'bout age or beauty). you think color matters when the lights go out? shit, when the lights go out it just becomes a question of who's washed."

everyone needs to read a chapter or two from The Helping Friendly Book

the whole country's gone to hell since ccr busted up....

i nearly threw up an entire west rib burger on jim bridwell's dog in a spastic opiatic stupor once

***blind melon - walk*** Find myself singing the same songs everyday Ones that make me feel good When things behind the smiles ain't ok Around and over and in-between the seas I need to be on top of a mountain Where I can be see everything Cause this paranoia's getting old Now as I open my eyes to start another day I'm in a pile of puke Empty bag of excuses My love for friends and family you know I need them And under a sun that's seen it all before My feet are so cold And I can't believe that I have to bang my Head against this wall again But the blows they have just a little more Space in-between them Gonna take a breath and try again.

IMHO: if you're passionate about climbing, day dream at work about your next climbing trip, watch climbing video while making-out, who else will "get" you but another climber? I sell real estate for a living. My job is highly professional and I wear suites every day. Some nights I wear my tightest jeans and the taller the heel the better. But most of the time I'd rather be dirt baggin' with a fellow climber. A guy climbing with his shirt off, chalk on his face, greasy hands from the rope, full rack across his chest? Beats any swanker wearing a suite. Words of advice sister: he's gotta climb. Just makes it so much better... especially if you have a solid group of mutual climber friends. sickie i hear mike layton's available - bonus package - he also comes with cigarettes, cowboy boots and pbr! *EDITED TO ADD* jesus, what timing! maybe i should read pages 4 n'5 of spray before replying to pg 3 shit?

my first trip to beacon i went w/ a stranger, who i thought knew the place - we ended up climbing above the picnic bench right on the ne corner - had to bail from 2 pitchs up in the land of eternal moss - 8-ball decided to rap off a million year old pin - i watched as he weighted it - it was a knifeblade, mabye 1/2 in the crack - it bent neatly in half as i screamed at him to get the fuck off the rope before he killed the tourists gawking up at us directly below

dude - jar o' flies is so much better! "don't follow" is fawk'n brain-butter...

this route really ought not be more than 4th class...

how is it that dru hasn't chimed in w/ "the best route on hood in march is the one having the most fun?" the boy is seriously slipping... if you also meant easiest bhawth, then the standard s side route is your answer

i like to put famous quotes up on the wall 'round my room - i even quoted myself - "98% of all statistics are made up on the spot"

funny, i knew i was screwing that part of the joke up and actually spent a minute trying to figure out what the hell kinda doctor treated bob dole-syndrome but after seeing the words "erectile dysfunction" at least 30 times in 2 minutes i said fuck it, only someone who has ED will catch the slip-up

grain-alcohol and rainwater turn up the radiator - they can sweat out the fat molecules

And yet, evolutionarily, better to breed with someone from far away to give your offspring a larger gene pool. yes - the viking model - sail across sea, sail up river, kill strange men, take strange women back home

that joke was wayan's brothers approved, 'fore anyone gets all pissy - apparently it ain't racist if you're dog'n your own people

reminds me of the joke - why'd the black man wear a suit to his proctologist? tvash - care to answer in the appropriate dialect?

if there was no racism, "full metal jacket" would be a much less funny movie

yocum's ridge

stereotypes serve a certain evolutionary purpose - large, hairy thing w/ many sharp teeth? probably not a critter i want to be near. person different than me? probably here to steal my shit - kill! civilized folk are compelled to be congnizant of their inate racism and control it with their good judgement

check w/ al gore, he should have lots, and feel free to lounge around his palatial estate while you're there, turn the thermostate up to "rio de janiero", take a couple dozen hot showers, leave your car running outside - maybe leave the fridge door open while eating your rain-forest-deforestation-fed steak?

no - consigilere