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second best scene: "ahhh - hanz! you dirty little boy - you've got crabs! a whole army of them! a twinkie like that, they eat it to the bone."

my favorite scene from "das boot", translated into english: "christmas in macacroni-land won't be so bad" "stupid jerk - we've got to get their first!" "so?" "and so....gibraltar! try sticking your finger up your ass, eh? that strait's tighter than a virgin..."

wow, speaking of drugs, that would be a bit frightening, eh? a piece of paper acting like a lung? like the necromicon or something - die, die, die! unholy text! i still like my musket concept - how about imagining a gun battle 'twixt the crips'n'bloods? dudes in 'doo-rags w/ a captain sparrow-esque pistol cocked crazy-eyed style? the blunderbuss would still make an excellent home-defense weapon!

yeah, they're either in mexico or dead - mexico doesn't appear to be it though. might not be years 'till they turn up - i remember a couple of years ago two guys who went missing 20 years before on mt adams were finally found in the vicinity of the lunch counter which sees 3 billion tourists a year

let's legalize drugs and ban all but 18th century style muskets (isn't that what the 2nd amendment was protecting anyhow?) - most folks'll be too fucking stoned and clueless to have a gunbattle last more than a shot or two would like to see how that mall shooting in utah last week woulda gone down if white-bread had walked in like a fawking red-coat we can take all the contraband firearms and melt'em down into a statue of charlton heston the size of godzilla's great-goddamn-granddaddy

even a meat-eater's gotta draw the line somewhere...

olympus mons?

seems like a man so keen on scaring us w/ the evils of foreigners would have chosen an american beer to represent himself? myself, i like the irony of the taco-negro re-invading the country that stole 1/2 his heritage - on my hoot-list it ranks up there w/ the salmon-negro getting the suv-negro drunk on his own fire-water and picking his pocket at the local casino funny that you should compare the war on drugs w/ the war on immigrants - we appear to be having the same sucess on both fronts - maybe time to reconsider our original position, eh?

care to explain, o-verbose one?

WWATD? what would a tauntaun do?

hippos - are you our celebrity hood accident of the month at the moment? hope not...

"The problem with most people's philosophies is they're dead" - Yossarian the Super-Cool Philosopher (and he never was alive, so therefore he's exempt from his own rule, so there!)

"it's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart"

you wouldn't hit the baby-zombie jesus now would you, you mean little man - would you?!?

or you could just save yourself a lot of time and trouble and order a couple of pan-galactic gargle-blasters

my clown shoes are being resoled currently - if you wanna do wierdo trad stuff in trangos though i'm your boy

limes? if you wanna go fru-fru, how about blackberries? got plenty enough to fill your massive gourd growing right here in my own little patch of suburbia

my country isn't the same as my house - the washington monument doesn't have a dirty pair of drawers hanging off the top of it and the relecting pool doesn't smell like piss

jesus - where would you begin to get the amount of tequila required to prevent that frosty beverage from being hopelessly watery?

"why? why you do this to me, timmy?"

you're like a child that's just wandered into the conversation!

speaking of christians, i hear feminists hate sex?

a cable guy? I'm sorry you lost me on this post. lol feeling dumb all day for this discussion but this one takes the cake. obviously you're not a golfer

a cable guy?

interesting.... how much for tickets, for those like me too lazy to follow a damn inter-web link?