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all social problems will be healed if we can only find a way to implant guns into the hands of non-aborted fetuses zieg!

tips for future neophytes: 1. don't use adjectives - ever 2. auto hyphenate is your friend 3. truth is irrelvant to the larger point 4. consider janitorial sciences - the pays the same, you don't have to recertify, and you can dip while you work 5. consider a simple lobotomoy - it's cheaper and about as effective now i have no excuse for not doing something cool except a house, 2 kids, wife and a buncha other shit i usually just ignore da toof, look out!

do you accept fundementalist christian tran-sexuals? i'm just asking for a friend, mind you...

if you've done hogsback, then go do luethold's next! then the cooper spur. then the sunshine. then the reid, the sandy, the north face, etc.

just finished my last national board certification entry!!!! 6 months of stupid agonizing head-fucking!!! stay in the ground you fucking whore!!! thank you zombie jesus

keep working at it dude! and take the proper viking perspective - there will be many more lives and this one is training for the next: "...............wise sir, do not grieve it is always better to avenge dear ones than indulge in mourning -for every one of us, living in this world means waiting for our end let he who can achieve glory before death when a warrior is gone that will be his best and only bulwark" seeya in valhalla!

but if he had MLU, all bets were off! and forget about the fawking tauntaun... also, anyone ever attempting liberty ridge or any other classic route anywhere in the world should be expected to see the entire route clogged w/ folks like this

ta da da dum

you're not portuguese man!!!

seems like it's been months since there's been a hoodie TR get any mountain pron?

jamin=cindy69? congrats on your climb dude - hood's a very cool mtn - i'd agree w/ the advice to do some more modest volcano slogs before aiming for lib ridge

me too - best avatar ever

way left of the hogsback - the pg, right of the hogsback have 2 options, left and right (the old standard way)

that's the PG

i used 30$ synthethic mitts from rei - perfect

woooord!

bullshit! we all know that mother fucker is cindy69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

christ, dissappear for a fawk'n day n' everyone starts misspelling yer fawk'n name! mike n' i, on my first attempted ascent of yw sans guide did the first 2 1/2 pitches proper, then went stupid right just short of the pin anchors (my fault, but fawk, there's pins up that slab and seemed logical at the time! - i have no giddamn memory of what happened after that short of the memory of abject fear while wallowing through endless amounts of moss n' shit until i lead out, at least 2 pitches later after following some very hard shit mike did, on the last bit of rock w/ desperate holds requiring cleaning 3 or 4 inches of leaf and ant-shit - i whined a particuliar tune of bruce springstein that vouched safe my immortal soul and gave me the proper nubbin in some ways, i prefer that first ascent of the proto-yw more than any other

it don't matter - i had some ghetto booties - if it's really shitty out, you can step into your plastic shells w/ them on - just don't go for a piss down the rescue gully wearing them

minimum of a 1/2 'z and lotza, lotza candy bars, hot chocolate, fruit pieces and other munchables a med kit stocked w/ morphine was also critical for the week sitting at an utterly abandoned basecamp while waiting for the weather to clear so i could get back to beer-land come to think of that, stash at least 10 liters of wine in your basecamp cache - 2 liters? what the fuck were we thinking? that lasted about an hour....

this makes me want to download in my pants

i don't get into bible quoting contests w/ nuns nor do i argue the law w/ matlocks

driving a POS with a trunk has worked for me, thus far - that and the inside looks like a rio de janierian slum

best loser