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doesn't pertain to kids exactly, but in pre-revolutionary europe it was common practice after royal marriages for the bridal party to retire to the bedroom to witness the consumation not certain what, if any, other mammals are particuliarly secretive in their fucking habits - dogs sure don't seem to care christ, i've been to providence - i can't imagine anything more interesting to see there then watching my mom screw some stranger

who cares if it was in a movie or not? most human families throughout history have shared a common room/bed so use your imagination... shit, this one time, at band camp.... mostly this story reminds me of that scene from "the meaning of life": "so let's just take the fore-play as read, shall we?"

testicular encephalitis?

what's wrong w/ oly (beyond the usual, that is)?

there's only one man who can figure this shit out!

there're all pretty much the same - the sunshine has the most glacier travel of all the routes, and last summer i missed getting squished by a megaton of calving ice by only about 5 minutes while just below horseshoe rock

hey wait! how'd velvet's collar come off in the first place? sounds like more than just some aggressive cuddling was going on!

this whole thing wouldn'ta happened if everyone would just chill the fuck out and accept Jesus Christ as Their Lord and Saviour especially the dogs

before or after you smell the panties? :puke:

let's get down to brass tacks: so what'dya booty and when will it appear in the yard sale forum bummer john - luckily doing the right thing is its own reward, eh?

was he using a box-camera?

not in the literal sense

peyote has a way of making an innocent hike in the woods w/ a big gun go all wrong

all social problems will be healed if we can only find a way to implant guns into the hands of non-aborted fetuses zieg!

tips for future neophytes: 1. don't use adjectives - ever 2. auto hyphenate is your friend 3. truth is irrelvant to the larger point 4. consider janitorial sciences - the pays the same, you don't have to recertify, and you can dip while you work 5. consider a simple lobotomoy - it's cheaper and about as effective now i have no excuse for not doing something cool except a house, 2 kids, wife and a buncha other shit i usually just ignore da toof, look out!

do you accept fundementalist christian tran-sexuals? i'm just asking for a friend, mind you...

if you've done hogsback, then go do luethold's next! then the cooper spur. then the sunshine. then the reid, the sandy, the north face, etc.

just finished my last national board certification entry!!!! 6 months of stupid agonizing head-fucking!!! stay in the ground you fucking whore!!! thank you zombie jesus

keep working at it dude! and take the proper viking perspective - there will be many more lives and this one is training for the next: "...............wise sir, do not grieve it is always better to avenge dear ones than indulge in mourning -for every one of us, living in this world means waiting for our end let he who can achieve glory before death when a warrior is gone that will be his best and only bulwark" seeya in valhalla!

but if he had MLU, all bets were off! and forget about the fawking tauntaun... also, anyone ever attempting liberty ridge or any other classic route anywhere in the world should be expected to see the entire route clogged w/ folks like this

ta da da dum

you're not portuguese man!!!

seems like it's been months since there's been a hoodie TR get any mountain pron?

jamin=cindy69? congrats on your climb dude - hood's a very cool mtn - i'd agree w/ the advice to do some more modest volcano slogs before aiming for lib ridge

me too - best avatar ever