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i heard the movie didn't show leonidas' corpse being used as a football though - man, why leave that bit out?

they said it couldn't be done!!!

we lack the proper emoticon to summarize my feelings on this one

did you wear socks w/ your shoes so yer pecker wouldn't shrivel up? ommmm, naked slab fall, yum....

Last season on Rainier was one of the safest on record with no fatalities only two very very minor injuries. Hopefully this upcoming season will follow with the same results. probably helped that the park was completly shut down for 1/4 of the year?

it's miller time!!!!

boo!

well, to me, yet another law i won't be observing...

scenic/alpine? - Mt Triumph Heather humor - the jesus wine-keg: why you do this to me timmy?

get'n geared up for a FSA?

voodoo witches! heretics!

ken - what'd be the rwandan solution to this problem?

spectacular! let us all know!

are you physically afraid of her? is she the type of crazy to be armed? if not, then, since there's more of you, it's simple - tell her: 1) it's been great, but you must be gone by this date 2) if you're shit is here past that date, it's going in the trash 3) we will beat the holy hell out of you if need be might be nice to have some heat around - ask some big friends over - and get all the property you value in your room and behind a lock in the interim it'd be helpful to know more about her brand of crazy - will she essentially be sleeping in the park w/ no job after you can her?

also doubles as an excellent belay chair, anchor and source of emergency rations after the tauntaun gives out

this guy appears to be available, plus he's been losing weight n' stretchign to get back in fatting, i mean fighting, shape - he's also kinda famous apparently, so he'll treat you right, and if not, you can write a wondefully shitty book about the whole experience for more hot-dates

to quote the poet: "oohh! look! a bolting debate!"

time for a relationship q&a...

How many kids you got? watchu'mean? anyone speak kraut? can't figure why my sweet pic of cletus and his honey got replaced by bart but figure there's somethign to his secret code

to pick up dead hooker pieces? wendsday's will be mine again after this month and my hated night classes go away...

already spent it on mickeys, glue n' dust-off?

How many kids you got? watchu'mean?

time for a good old-fashioned amish shunning? course, the amish don't have the cocaine-adled temptation to spray on everything they see

trying to prove one's objective existence outside the interweb is a tron-like excercise in meta-futility

born out of the cauldron of the original where's-waldo-tauntaun-thread