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my first trip to beacon i went w/ a stranger, who i thought knew the place - we ended up climbing above the picnic bench right on the ne corner - had to bail from 2 pitchs up in the land of eternal moss - 8-ball decided to rap off a million year old pin - i watched as he weighted it - it was a knifeblade, mabye 1/2 in the crack - it bent neatly in half as i screamed at him to get the fuck off the rope before he killed the tourists gawking up at us directly below

dude - jar o' flies is so much better! "don't follow" is fawk'n brain-butter...

this route really ought not be more than 4th class...

how is it that dru hasn't chimed in w/ "the best route on hood in march is the one having the most fun?" the boy is seriously slipping... if you also meant easiest bhawth, then the standard s side route is your answer

i like to put famous quotes up on the wall 'round my room - i even quoted myself - "98% of all statistics are made up on the spot"

funny, i knew i was screwing that part of the joke up and actually spent a minute trying to figure out what the hell kinda doctor treated bob dole-syndrome but after seeing the words "erectile dysfunction" at least 30 times in 2 minutes i said fuck it, only someone who has ED will catch the slip-up

grain-alcohol and rainwater turn up the radiator - they can sweat out the fat molecules

And yet, evolutionarily, better to breed with someone from far away to give your offspring a larger gene pool. yes - the viking model - sail across sea, sail up river, kill strange men, take strange women back home

that joke was wayan's brothers approved, 'fore anyone gets all pissy - apparently it ain't racist if you're dog'n your own people

reminds me of the joke - why'd the black man wear a suit to his proctologist? tvash - care to answer in the appropriate dialect?

if there was no racism, "full metal jacket" would be a much less funny movie

yocum's ridge

stereotypes serve a certain evolutionary purpose - large, hairy thing w/ many sharp teeth? probably not a critter i want to be near. person different than me? probably here to steal my shit - kill! civilized folk are compelled to be congnizant of their inate racism and control it with their good judgement

check w/ al gore, he should have lots, and feel free to lounge around his palatial estate while you're there, turn the thermostate up to "rio de janiero", take a couple dozen hot showers, leave your car running outside - maybe leave the fridge door open while eating your rain-forest-deforestation-fed steak?

no - consigilere

a number - another summer - sound of the funky drummer

ever noticed about the only folks in the world worried'bout being racist are honkefied? asians - racist as shit latinos - racist as shit would try to comment on the other races but don't have as much experience what you say means nothing - what you think/feel does

bill - i hope you haven't gone all comic book on us!

follow the path of least resistance - that path might well not include the old pearly gates for a long time to come - go left, young man, go left when it disappears, it will leave just scarey rock in its place if you insist on the pearly gates, take a second tool and some gumption

alert level tauntaun!

regretably i have problems honestly answering a number of those questions they ask in the way they want to allow me the privilege of them spiking me

perhaps b/c they would have then had a common frame of reference? the test would be what she would say to a negress then, eh?

have you hung out w/ huge black women? very different experience than hanging out w/ big white chicks - better actually. since the experience is different, actually refering to it in language is helpful. course the chick you overheard could still be an asshole.

i'm not racist - i just really, really hate honkeys

must be nice to have the option!