ivan

i teach creationism at the same time as darwinism, but then i teach history, so it's kinda necessary in order to explain the emergence of evolutionary theory - science belongs in a history class, and certainly there's a place for history in a science class too, but it's deeply retarded to spend more than a class on creationist "theories." at any rate, to teach folks, you have to address there preconceptions and little-fairy beliefs, so it's daft to totally ignore the genesis myth.

i saw a video of a lion spraying himself once - holy fuck! - humans would be a hell of a lot more interesting if they swapped cologne for pissing a fine mist all over themselves, no?

so, do we hate all liberals? or are the 19th century ones okay, but now they've been subsumed into all that is considered "conservative?" speaking of treating women like shit, if conservatism had always been able to hold sway, wouldn't chicks still be hanging out in the bee-keeper suits and washing the goddamn dishes?

can you do anything other than bitch? You mean like this? the thing is, none of that is bitching - it's humor, albeit a bunch of it crappy attempts at it - its not the same shit about how anyone who doesn't want to suck republican cock is a deluded cumguzzler and oh, by the way, we're going to win! nanny-nanny-poo-poo! i could give a shit what your politics are, just make it funny... and the burka quote was fucking awesome!

he kinda reminds me off the late great bill hicks comments regarding rush limbaugh "it started with the words 'scat-muncher' and it went from there" 6F7Q7BkAbCk

nice - i'm glad running penis man made it! josh and i will be expecting royalties for our gay-pride cameo

can you do anything other than bitch?

"we're sorry, this video is no longer available" wtf? did fairweather tell the youtubes that your video threatened the life of Senior Government Officials?

sweet - but you gotta go back to do the butt!

you gonna shoot from the power tower? saw jeff thomas up there early in the summer and it looks THE badass place to engage in such tomfoolery!

i could very easily be convinced to climb flying swallow - i also want to do the upper pitch of flight time on sunday - was also thinking of repeating ground zero - haven't fixed on a partner yet...

but it's all okay so long as the whiskey n' smokes hold out...

or, alternatively, ready for some big suprises!

must...use...giant...photos! dude, you got dave smoking now too? awesome, a full summer of climbing n' carcinogens!

what matt said - index, j'burg and nooksack (particularily if you do the n face instead of the beckey route)are fantastic and fun and rarely difficult climbs in incredible settings - i'd repeat any of them just to enjoy the bivy ambiance all over again!

i wouldn't be suprised at all if we get another 2000 style debacle and the abject failure to fix the voting system and/or eliminate vote tampering is made embarassingly obvious to the whole world again

all 10s at beacon are hard, but these are good'ns that i don't think you've done: - flying swallow (the upper pitch - you can do a piton-ladder on flight time to get there - take local access to get there) - 10a, a1, 10b - blood, sweat n' smears - 10c - flying circus - 10c - stephenwolf to big ledge (okay, the exit move is stupid hard, but otherwise...) - 10c - ground-zero first pitch (blue collar .9, feels muuuuch harder!) - take your aiders and enjoy a specfuk'ntacular long a1 to grassy ledges and feel like you're doing some community service along the way by keeping it clean -wrong gull - 10b/c? - the last pitch of jensens ridge is probably 10a and an awesome setting, the pitch below is a mix of 5.9/A1 and not bad at all if you have a #5 and 2 #4s - i hear tell riverside is awesome, it's 10a i think? pink's got the goods on that one i'd gladly do any of that shit w/ you dave, and there's plenty more left to do that needs to get cleaned (takes fist? upper pitch of flight time?) Thanks Ivan... I still say the last few moves on Steppenwolf is 11-something-ish. At least it felt way harder than 10 on follow. have you done fear of flying? another fine 10b

i'm sure dylan will be voting for mccain too

john, that looks kinda b.c.'ish, no?

all 10s at beacon are hard, but these are good'ns that i don't think you've done: - flying swallow (the upper pitch - you can do a piton-ladder on flight time to get there - take local access to get there) - 10a, a1, 10b - blood, sweat n' smears - 10c - flying circus - 10c - stephenwolf to big ledge (okay, the exit move is stupid hard, but otherwise...) - 10c - ground-zero first pitch (blue collar .9, feels muuuuch harder!) - take your aiders and enjoy a specfuk'ntacular long a1 to grassy ledges and feel like you're doing some community service along the way by keeping it clean -wrong gull - 10b/c? - the last pitch of jensens ridge is probably 10a and an awesome setting, the pitch below is a mix of 5.9/A1 and not bad at all if you have a #5 and 2 #4s - i hear tell riverside is awesome, it's 10a i think? pink's got the goods on that one i'd gladly do any of that shit w/ you dave, and there's plenty more left to do that needs to get cleaned (takes fist? upper pitch of flight time?)

well, 2 years from now ben might get his disposable camera developed and we'll have some real low-quality pix of us on the upper part of stephenwolf - oh, yeah, that and pix of me leading flying circus w/ a cigarette in me mouth (the perfect compliment to french-freeing!)

whoops - i meant to make this a TR - anyway to do that retroactively?

you forgot the other path there tex - you discover sport climbing, change your name to carl, start wearing pink spandex, then wake up one morning next to some guy named gary that you met at a rest stop bathroom

here's 3 solid grade V's for you, burgoening hard-man: - ne buttress of johannesburg - nooksack tower - the index traverse there are tr's on the board here for all of them, and beckey/nelson have all the beta you need report back here when you've ticked them btw, rainier really ain't shit!

ah yes, i have it: "republicunts!" repugnantcan i find meself mostly incapable of pro-nuciating this'n