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and, studies show, many of the males go gay! Start your own thread big guy. just thought it was an interesting coincidence since gangs of top-ropers are often sport-climbers, who are all clearly gay

dunno - i was at the zoo one day when an elephant named randy (who had damn near 10 foot long tusks) was reeling a bit randy - at first i thought he had developed a 5th leg - the thing literally touched the ground, and appeared to have several bones in it capable of articulating in multiple dimensions - the juvenile female trapped in his pen had just one expression on her sad face =>

and, studies show, many of the males go gay!

so you agree then that palin's policy stance on abstince-only education is retarded, yes? No, not with regards to her beliefs. Effective? No. But then again neither are condoms when you don't put them on and, as evidenced by the rate of teen pregnancies, they arent putting themm on. if you believe that the best solution to a problem is one that doesn't solve the problem at all, and in fact makes the problem worse than other reasonable solutions, how is that not retarded? the increase in the rate of teen pregnancies which you refer coincided w/ the massive increase in abstinence only education, right? maybe the reason kids ain't been putting the sock on the pickle right is b/c they haven't had the joy of having a 70 year old teacher literally demonstrate that for them in front of all of their peers, eh? (as a side note, no doubt the most awkward day in my 8th grade gym class!)

irony is funny hilarious means funny the palin daughter is preggo thang is ironic so the palin daughter preggo thang is hilarious

so you agree then that palin's policy stance on abstince-only education is retarded, yes?

geoff, i'm planning on being out at beacon on saturday w/ ben to do the complete stepphenwulf if you wanna come along...

sure didn't FEEL established as a nut tool was required for most every placement and enough vegatation was pulled to earn the vaunted "least cool man of the year" award from the Society of Pretentious Eco-Friendly-Fucks my glaz-balls still feel fucked today as i'm pulling out lichen-enhanced eye-boogers - i was so red-eyed this morning at school i was afeared someone might get the wrong idea 'bout me

yeah, i was intentionally erring so as not to appear to be nerd-boy still, if you want i can reproduce the droid language for you...

umm - it looks kinda like an imperial drone, doesn't it? our generals should totally start wearing darth vader body armor!

that's my point - it's beautiful out but i'm back at school...

fucking's a sin? does my penis make me a bad boy? where is my fucking rifle?!?

i heard something about someone recently setting out to do ground zero w/ the full ledge setup but bailed?

if summer hadn't suddenly come to a crashing conclusion today...

I got it I got it: "Tool Festival" but then you'll have a bunch of scary looking dudes w/ tatoos showing up hmm...but i bet marcus will be there either way...

i've been doing my bit - ground zero and pipedream are all spruced up (though they certainly could use some additional brushing to deal w/ the lichen) - if they don't get traffic though they won't stay that way though, and that's the problem, especially since the damn rock closes all winter/spring

WTF? How'd they think sumo wrestlers could get so fat?

pretty much the norm at most crags it seems - smith is that way for sure - not really my cup of tea, but then i usually spend most of my time doing retarded things for which there are never lines...

labor day What does a holiday have to do with lack of parenting? don't we have this conversation every couple of months? my tradition for years has been to climb on labor day to get my head straight for the first day of school the day after - and yes, i was home in time for dinner/bath/bedtime stories ("borris and bella" kicks ass!)

labor day

that wasn't rain - that was jim spraying his prostrate-enhanced old-man piss all over you from 10 stories up

what's a chute?

big stoke to denalidave and rope-gun nate for doing this route proper-style 2day! i'd have dug *seconding* it

i do kinda like at the moss infested lower ptiches below the rooves as the "blue collar" approaches though, and fighting like a drunken man through them, scared shitless, serves to make the money shit up high all the more sublime

tasty!