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am i the only one sorta-kinda-really hoping this thing does indeed bring a fucking end to the world? just kinda? i've been putting off all my chores n' whatnot for a couple days just in case...it would really suck to clean the goddamn garage only to see the whole thing get sucked into a fucking black hole, no?

a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away so, true believer, is god alive?

"our fathers were our role-model for god. if our fathers abandoned us, what does this tell us about god?"

umm, am i misremebering the greek myth of wasn't naricissus in love w/ his image? and so, if ttk was in fact what you accuse him of being, wouldn't your hell for him be more heavenly? really, everything i needed to know about god i learned from reading Oolon Colluphid's series of philosophical blockbusters ("Where God Went Wrong", "Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes", "Who is this God Person Anyway?" and "That About Wraps it Up for God")

so are pines liberal or conservative? and are they alive? seems difficult since they are at all times lacking some piece of the basic machinery of life

looks like a klenke-klassic!

holy fuck that's funny! a shorter version is, a liberal is anyone who makes jesus cry from the "online etymology dictionary": liberal (adj.) c.1375, from O.Fr. liberal "befitting free men, noble, generous," from L. liberalis "noble, generous," lit. "pertaining to a free man," from liber "free," from PIE base *leudheros (cf. Gk. eleutheros "free"), probably originally "belonging to the people" (though the precise semantic development is obscure), from *leudho- "people" (cf. O.C.S. ljudu, Lith. liaudis, O.E. leod, Ger. Leute "nation, people"). Earliest reference in Eng. is to the liberal arts (L. artes liberales; see art (n.)), the seven attainments directed to intellectual enlargement, not immediate practical purpose, and thus deemed worthy of a free man (the word in this sense was opposed to servile or mechanical). Sense of "free in bestowing" is from 1387. With a meaning "free from restraint in speech or action" (1490) liberal was used 16c.-17c. as a term of reproach. It revived in a positive sense in the Enlightenment, with a meaning "free from prejudice, tolerant," which emerged 1776-88. Purely in ref. to political opinion, "tending in favor of freedom and democracy" it dates from c.1801, from Fr. libéral, originally applied in Eng. by its opponents (often in Fr. form and with suggestions of foreign lawlessness) to the party favorable to individual political freedoms. But also (especially in U.S. politics) tending to mean "favorable to government action to effect social change," which seems at times to draw more from the religious sense of "free from prejudice in favor of traditional opinions and established institutions" (and thus open to new ideas and plans of reform), which dates from 1823. "Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others." [Ambrose Bierce, "Devil's Dictionary," 1911] The noun meaning "member of the Liberal party of Great Britain" is from 1820. Liberalism is first attested 1819.

breathing eating shitting wearing digital watches jerking off engaging in playful banter on corruptive bbs's

did he have kids?

there is no life - take the blue pill!

sucks. i'd thought that would be a fine route to solo if i was ever in the area and had nothing else to do. i guess we'll never know what happened, but i wonder if he was carrying a rope to do the raps or intending on downclimbing everything...

yeah, b/c hard-core conservative masters of realpolitick always hold their principles above their interests

naw, i usually just start w/ my standard joke - "you ever notice that people who dont' believe in evolution look really unevolved? big, furry hands, lumpy skulls.. 'i believe god made me in one day!' 'hmmm, well, look's like he rushed it!'" let's see, yup, it's been a year or more since the board had a good old-fashioned evolution rumble...

i teach creationism at the same time as darwinism, but then i teach history, so it's kinda necessary in order to explain the emergence of evolutionary theory - science belongs in a history class, and certainly there's a place for history in a science class too, but it's deeply retarded to spend more than a class on creationist "theories." at any rate, to teach folks, you have to address there preconceptions and little-fairy beliefs, so it's daft to totally ignore the genesis myth.

i saw a video of a lion spraying himself once - holy fuck! - humans would be a hell of a lot more interesting if they swapped cologne for pissing a fine mist all over themselves, no?

so, do we hate all liberals? or are the 19th century ones okay, but now they've been subsumed into all that is considered "conservative?" speaking of treating women like shit, if conservatism had always been able to hold sway, wouldn't chicks still be hanging out in the bee-keeper suits and washing the goddamn dishes?

can you do anything other than bitch? You mean like this? the thing is, none of that is bitching - it's humor, albeit a bunch of it crappy attempts at it - its not the same shit about how anyone who doesn't want to suck republican cock is a deluded cumguzzler and oh, by the way, we're going to win! nanny-nanny-poo-poo! i could give a shit what your politics are, just make it funny... and the burka quote was fucking awesome!

he kinda reminds me off the late great bill hicks comments regarding rush limbaugh "it started with the words 'scat-muncher' and it went from there" 6F7Q7BkAbCk

nice - i'm glad running penis man made it! josh and i will be expecting royalties for our gay-pride cameo

can you do anything other than bitch?

"we're sorry, this video is no longer available" wtf? did fairweather tell the youtubes that your video threatened the life of Senior Government Officials?

sweet - but you gotta go back to do the butt!

you gonna shoot from the power tower? saw jeff thomas up there early in the summer and it looks THE badass place to engage in such tomfoolery!

i could very easily be convinced to climb flying swallow - i also want to do the upper pitch of flight time on sunday - was also thinking of repeating ground zero - haven't fixed on a partner yet...

but it's all okay so long as the whiskey n' smokes hold out...