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of course tyler, just name the place/date i still havne't been to any of the classic oregon spots, 'cept monkey face i wouldn't look for too much ryme nor reason to beacon (or any other place's) rules - mostly i do what i like wherever i am and so far that's worked okay - about the only thing that would annoy me on pipedream would be for it suddenly to have a bunch of bolts where none were before - replacing/removing old bolts ain't a big deal to me, but it is to at least one guy i really like and respect there who's been climbing there since i was still swimming around in my daddy's nutsack, so i tend to listen to him tyler, you'd dig on aiding at beacon big-time - lots of very long, very solid, very scary climbs to be had, and many in essentially FA conditions

jeebus!

wait...you can get hurt bouldering? shit! bummer dude - i'm damn near intolerable when in peak health! my family would have to have me tranquilized if i was in your position

so....you didn't achieve enlightenment along the way?

"it's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart"

yeah, jim likes all originals to be left in place - i'd def like to be in on checking on those other anchors, as they're at the top of axe of karma/silver crow

it's impossible - maybe just wear some of them mariyln manson kinda contacts? mostly you just gotta not sweat so much, which for me means losing 40 lbs of ugly fat and maybe cutting off my head too

but my cousin walter is cooler than all of them - true story: [video:youtube]

sure, 'cept the first pitch

i would but i'm going north to climb ice after xmas for a half week or so, maybe in the new year? (we still have a solid month - i wanna finish that neo-stone age aid line of lolp too and recover my fixed line) the only bolt that oughta be replaced is that one off the anchor - be sure to leave the original or suffer the ire of jim opdyck - don't add any bolts on the pitch - the thin ass nature of the line is half the fun, plus the history book says it has been freed in the existing condition, so it'd be heresy to change it - the upper anchor bolt could use a swap-out, but leave the fixed pin as its solid - the lower bolt anchor on the ledge is totally new shit of course i think that climb would be crazy in its icy state right now, quite beyond the realm of anything i'd thing sane! take pix! oh yeah, and if i'm around, i'll be glad to take the winter version of the 5 hour belay

mike, why couldn't you have combined w/ the increasingly defunct annual picture competition?

nah, i'm thinking there'll be a more exclusive, inner-most circle for you, heretic still - take a look above - you're telling me that, if she's good enough for hte big G to choose as his baby's-mama, that my hard-on's inappropriate?

looks reminiscent of vesper peak's money pitch

the trick to jerking off to a statue of mary, i've found, is trying to get it just right so you can splooge all over her face - that and keeping a woodie if you're doing it to "la pieta" (the dead jesus thing is a bit of a turn-off, no?) does it look like j.c.'s holding a dead squid?

i just got back from dragging a xmas tree and 2 kids home on a sled - i'm wondering if it was a free tree? the entire site was devoid of people, despite being clearly open for business - maybe i shoudl go back and pay later?

chuck d is definetly not gay flavaflav, on the other hand...

is he gay if he's just been sodomizing himself w/ his crucifix? what if he kept his eyes closed the whole time his first priest was giving him a hummer? if he's never jerked off once to a statue of mary?

holy shit - just looked at my asshole in the mirror - it really freaks me out!

i can't go on - depression so great i can't even summon the will to masturbate - lost all interest in beer - would rather drill a hole in my head than watch more tv - too bored to read - trapped - this is the last - opening the door for the ice-zombies - they alone can save me - goodbye cruel world

anyone need a partner for 2morrow?

i got the time, though lacking in much ice pro or decent car - anyone interested?

i hear ya pete - first time in 5 years i can play when the ice comes, my parents flights all cancelled so they're not even coming for xmas, no work, and i can't drive to climb!

i'm starting to think this bush character may not be such a good president for us...

Unfortunately its uphill both ways i didn't notice it on the way back home, mostly b/c i was actively lightening the load as quick as i could - my favorite part was, crossing the farmer's field, when i had a good long piss and appreciated the distinct difference between pissing on plain deep snow and deep snow w/ a thick ice crust

nothing that hiking 4 miles to the store and purchasing 60 lbs of alcohol can't overcome