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  1. the earth would not seriously be diminished where the whole state of kentucky excised by aliens and taken away for further study/sterilization
  2. ivan

    Wounded Knee

    Fuck that, I reads dat shit fer yer stellar writing. We can copy and paste someone else's pics as we all know what it looks like:-) How was it for you when you weren't shivering your ass off? I've done it with only nuts. The most memorable part of that is when my partner, clipping my pro which had just held me, pops a #7 wired stopper on the 2nd pitch traverse (if you did it as 3 total) and swings out over that overhang into big air space. Cams and cam hooks make some of this stuff much better on the nerves. alright, well maybe i'll take on the word-crafting challenge - the humor will have to possess me first and the wife sends word she just bought a zombie-apocalypse game this afternoon so i might be distracted in the evenign you're right about nuts though - the whole route can be done w/ just them - the scary parts were on tiny ass brassies that could be cleaned w/ the slightest outward tug a fat fishhook helped on pitch 2.
  3. though maybe the first bolt is lacking a hanger at the moment?
  4. ivan

    Wounded Knee

    rob - is that the contra cheat you have as your sig?!?
  5. ivan

    Wounded Knee

    I'll bet that camping with you is real fun. Just as the fire gets going real strong you do a stinky steamy piss right into it I'll bet. Then you drop trou and crap on the picnic table so that people can remember you when they wake up the next day and have breakfast. Very memorable, not in a good way I mean. Thanks to everyone else for the well wishes! actually i think that's how tvash hugs shit out - i could feel the love - you couldn't feel the love?
  6. ivan

    Wounded Knee

    not this time i think - i have no pictures, and tr's w/ no pix make kevbone
  7. sounds like ozone is just for you!
  8. lcq?
  9. clearly, this always been the message to pirates, but it's lack of utility, historically, is clear - pirates don't dissappear b/c they're generally coming from a place so fucked up to start w/ that they don't care if they die
  10. ivan

    Wounded Knee

    climbed the east face of monkey face! the weather was wierd though - brilliant, bright and hot till noon, than cold and very windy - shivering balls at the top while watching the loons and their slackline playing at death just a stone's throw away
  11. can you please send some of those signs our way, eh?
  12. ivan

    Wounded Knee

  13. rat cave and the north face crag of broughtons
  14. dude, when i was a kid, she had glow in the dark rosary beads! that way you can jerk off under the sheets n' see what you're doing and get forgiveness for the act all at once!
  15. and reads the gospels n' shit during the sunday service too! she must not be too hardcore though - i recall finding her diaphram in her bathroom drawer when i was 12
  16. Your dad was a Catholic Priest? naw, he was an army colonel - my ma's hard-core catholic though, does that count?
  17. ivan

    Teabagging

    god i fucking love japanese tv! the ninja challenge one has got to be the best...
  18. and to answer the question, yes, your sandstone climb will be mroe dangerous in the muck, but 30% is not bad and, at least for a place like smith, no reason not to go
  19. hmm - over the past 6 months i'm having a hard time remembering clmibing when it WASN'T shitty out
  20. both can be right - it's all about the monkey that's inside you and what trigger you gotta pull to get those good brain chemicals flowing - a lotta folks get their endorphins from their kids - for me, while i love my kids and spend plenty of time w/ them, i generally still feel near suicidial and deeply angry after a couple days locked up w/ them - what you do: climb, golf, throw a ball w/ your son, whatever doens't matter - dr phil tells me the important thing is being happy :puke:
  21. ivan

    caption?

    when photoshop attacks!
  22. smith doesn't count?
  23. says the man who had a big chunk of his skull sitting in a glass jar for months on end!
  24. ivan

    caption?

    i fucking HATE hitchcock!
  25. changes in spray are like changes in bosses
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