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  1. mt mansfield, the state highpoint, this time of year is in fact quite, quite lovely, especially if you ski!
  2. nice, btw!
  3. nuke 'em "you have a right to kill me - you do have that right - but you have no right to judge me" and later, in regards to the perfect warriors: "You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us"
  4. for some reason this reminds me of my baseball coach my last year of high school - ex-drug dealer, recently out of jail, coaching for some sorta community service, dumb as sin, old as hell, ragged-ass junkie for a wife - couldn't hit a fucking ball to the outfield - life at the great end - he said one day "hey, i may be fuck old and have nothign to show for it, but at least i can floss my teeth w/ pussy-hair every night" - toothless
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    Howl is ur Day?

    dude, try teaching! after saying inane shit like that on a daily basis for a decade now, i've learned the best policy after uttering such a pearl of wisdom is to pretend you never said it, then just talk faster! dazzle'em w/ brilliance of baffle'em w/ bullshit
  6. ivan

    Howl is ur Day?

    i read enough to find it funny that he thought voltaire, not victor hugo, wrote les miserables
  7. does anyone remember what colonel kurtz would have said about this?
  8. ivan

    Howl is ur Day?

    i never could quite get the hang of thursdays
  9. that and poison oak!
  10. ivan

    DC Sux

    Be prepared for some nasty poison ivy as well hmm...i can't recall getting into any there or anywhere else in the actual blue ridge - back in richmond (or round here in the gorge) for that matter...
  11. i would say that's the wrong conclusion to take from these humble 5 pages - i gather that most folks are fine w/ boltless climbing crags, but don't think that's particularily earth-shattering - crags are like chix - you're not too particuliar what they look like so long as you can have them good n' savage like
  12. i had to slay seven hoboes around a campfire in index to show my sorrow to the dread baby jesus lord and earn his forgiveness
  13. badass lightning inside the ash clouds!
  14. bolts make the baby jesus cry, and that makes me want to kill, kill, kill!!!
  15. < crossing figures and hoping pink puts it over his head > is that the same as caping?
  16. elitists are, by their nature, few and far between, and given to lofty ideals - a small group - so to take a strong position held by just a few, by definition, makes you an elitest - that doesn't mean your bad though - some elitest are kewl, others are krackers!
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    Mythbusters

    i don't believe for a second that adam and jamie are actually married to women - those san frannie boys are fruitier than bat-poo redhead chick is kinda hot in a dirty, sorta smart chick slutty sorta way and i have no doubt the whole us army would be shaking hands with themselves to her if that was all they could get - the old blondie chick w/ the shit-ton of tatoos was maybe kinda more desirable, but she was also a lot scarier too and i think she cruised after they buried her ass alive can't fuck w/ mythbusters - they do interesting shit and display the scientific method in a an enjoyablbe way - how can you not enjoy blowing a house up w/ bug-bombs, testing breathalyzer beating techinques, building a solar death-ray, a lead balloon or a batman auto-sky-hook gun? the principle flaw w/ the show, inherent to everything on discovery channel, is that there are commercials literally every goddamn 5 minutes
  18. of all of the threads i have ever read, this one is, without a doubt, one of them
  19. ivan

    DC Sux

    check out old rag mtn, just east of shenandoah - a very cool hike up a very rare thing in virginia (a giant chunk of granite) and if you bring your shoes and some sense, you can find a # of very cool things to clamber around on) go to seneca. seriously. and do it soon before it's too hot! for adventure, you can console yourself w/ scuba-diving, snorkeling, fishing, drinking and river-wallowing!
  20. i have a very important opinion on this august subject
  21. ivan

    WTF Goldbar?

    "beer: the solution to, and cause of, all of life's little problems" - homer simpson
  22. ivan

    DC Sux

    seneca fucking rocks, as do the (free) musuems available at every turn
  23. i don't feel i've classed you and put you in a box stp, so clarify: yes or no, should gays have the right to marry or not? if you say no, then whatever the machinations of your explanation, you can't help but come across as the guy who says, "i ain't racist, i just hate niggers"
  24. leopold and loeb? okay, pre-depression, but a fine example of folks being bat-shit since way-back
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