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shit, i forgot the most obvious ingredient - heat! it's gotta be hot, hot, hot - if possible humid too - how many terrorists come from iceland, siberia, patagonia or alaska?

soloing rainier in a day sans food = fairly 'core!

perhaps the bottom line is, if you're searching for peace, love n' harmony, perhaps little si ain't the destination?

i wannnnnna climb j'berg again!

i doubt its the sulfur, that just makes the AMS more aggravating you should find your body has predicatable responses to changes in altitude - i handle any change up to 10k fine - have trouble sleeping at first after mmoving to that altitude - generally feel ill as a dog between 10-14 after about 24 hours, but feel real strong again after about 2 days - on bigger mountains, my snapback to altitude shifts improves the higher i go - my worst days on denali were all under 14k

"send it, brah! SEND IT!"

ingredients: massive poverty any dumbass radical religion/philosophy political oppression mix ingredients together and shake vigorously move to higher ground

you can do tr's for anything you want so long as they're funny and/or crass

setting up a portaledge on the picnic lunch wall would probably be harder to get away w, huh?

if you're sleepign on bare rock, 200 feet off the ground, and packing out your poo, where's the harm?

was it one of these sweet babies?

newhalem's the zombie apocalyse town right before the big dam, right? cool looking walls there - i always wondered if those were going to be developed by folks unlike meself who don't have to drive for 5 hours to get there

a half year aint' that old very innovative, but sounds like not enough? how was he caught?

clearly you've never been out drinking w/ me just please spare me the history lesson.... no worries - when drinking i'm generally incapable of anythign other than profanity

i've been wondering, was he born 'stim bullitt" or was that a nom de guerre or somethign? a totally badass name for a badass climber!

written like a true goddamn engineer! nice work dude - don't sweat the mouse giving you the cold shoulder - even rodents have social standards

clearly you've never been out drinking w/ me

i like the idea of leashign the kids to each other that and installing those electric fence collars on their necks

you didn't put your kids on leashes though did you? jesus-fuck it wigs me out seeing folks do that to their kids - "here's little johnny's first S&M outfit!"

BYON bring your own nitro! sounds like a fine job for pandora though

eeww?

steeper and cooler - most folks will want an ice tool to go w/ their axe and a rope

never met him, but damn he looks like kirk douglas in this shot, eh? "wise sir - do not grieve - for every one of us, living in this world means waiting for our end - let he who can achieve glory before death - when a warrior is gone, that will be his best and only bulwark"

too expensive - its far cheaper holding them down and tickling them w/ 1 finger 'til blood pours out their nostrils and they cry like little bitches - i can even do it while spraying, the both of 'em too

i am of course familiar w/ the warsaw uprising - the jews could have had all the weapons they wanted and it wouldva turned out the same - maybe if they'd had rpgs, artillery and fighter planes they could have turned it around, but again, i don't think any of those are reasonable weapons for john q public to have, and i find it inexplicably bizarre that anyone could feel differnetly on that point. and speaking of masada (the anniversary of its conclusion was last week), remember how it turned out? exactly the way the nazis wanted it.