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  1. ivan

    Coakley

    lars, are you so retarded to think you stupid fucks actually want to be back in charge? arent' you having entirely too much fun being the pricks on the outside? you know how the cycle works - you get a couple years till it's your turn to be obdurant dipshits - here it comes!
  2. jeebus, the kennedy family sure never misses a chance for tragedy. ole'ted must be rolling in his grave, no?
  3. seneca !!! took my first lead fall there after getting so dehydrated i was seeing jeebus - drank a 2 liter of ice-cold coke in the store in 2 minutes a bit later and thought jeebus was trying to climb out of my sinuses hard to go wrong there...
  4. ivan

    O.B.A.M.A.

    either that or a zombie-apocalypse
  5. ivan

    O.B.A.M.A.

    unfortunately he's dead
  6. ivan

    Obama Haiti Speech

    Oh, you're not wealthy. My bad. See, when I'm talking to someone who espouses conservative views I try to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're benefiting from them and they're not just another moron voting against their own interests. "it's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart" - ullyses everet mcgill
  7. good thing i have a shitty car, no decent coffee, no heated seats, and no cell phone to text w/ i hope you texters can help - i'm too much of a dumb-ass cynic to think so though - historically the best thing for haitians to do has always seemed to leave
  8. ivan

    Obama Haiti Speech

    the same message written sober, stoned n' drunk?
  9. ivan

    Obama Haiti Speech

    can i ban you just cuz yer confusing me?
  10. ivan

    Obama Haiti Speech

    to take the question seriously though, it ain't that hard to rationalize taking care of haitians in their own country as being self-interested - disasters in that island have historically resulted in mass migrations to the usa, and political instabilyt there has resulted in our occupation of the island a dozen times or so in the past century - so it's our problem if we deal w/ it in situ or not, yeah?
  11. ivan

    Mixed Solo

    the kevbone doctrine in action?
  12. seige tactics at beacon's a great top rope - when you blow the initial hard-as-fuck move you immediately fly backwards 50 feet out into the shrubbery
  13. "she broke my heart, so i ripped her's out"
  14. or my stereo turned up nice n' loud?
  15. ivan

    Rules for men

    it's a difficult life it's gonna take a very special woman to get through it... ...or a bunch of average ones.
  16. How dare they! sounds more like freedom fighters to me
  17. ivan

    haiti

    maybe god did it 'cuz their voodoo satanists?
  18. ivan

    Uh oh......

    that sounds about right
  19. dunno - seems like if a herd of mountain goats can eat the boots you left at the base while you're off climbing, you're in the alpine!
  20. ivan

    Uh oh......

    what then would this indicate about the arc of american history?
  21. ivan

    5.16 !!!!!

    Anytime, old man. I'll grind your ass into the ground ah, but which of you will win the ski-race down the willis wall i wonder?
  22. ivan

    Palin on FOX

    sarah palin seems to me to be dan quayle w/ a pair of tits i'm w/ tvash - i love having her around - she's a hoot i will become alarmed when she's a red cunt hair away from becoming prez though
  23. truly?! awesome! you drinking like a fiend yet? figured out the difference between a stay n' a shroud n' a ratline? i have a sweet encylopedia made for the series, ifn' ya wanna borrow it. which one you on? i went into a catatonic stupor after finishing them up last spring and promptly reread te whole series over the summer
  24. ivan

    Palin on FOX

    i think i speak on behalf of the group when i say, who fucking gives a fuck? if i wanted to watch a dipshit drooling brain-jelly all over the place, it's not like i didn't already have plenty of options oh jolly capitalism, thank you for so many flavors of fuckedness!
  25. ivan

    5.15

    hey, use yer emoticons - it's why they're there!
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