Hey hey hey all you girls in these
Industrial towns
I know you’re prob’ly gettin’ tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice
And be a crew slut
Hey, you’ll love it
Be a crew slut
It’s a way of life
Be a crew slut
See the world
Don’t make a fuss, just get on the bus
Crew slut
Add water makes it’s own sauce
Be a crew slut
So you don’t forget, call before midnite tonite
The boys in the crew
Are just waiting for you
You never to get move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer prob’ly gettin’ tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what it’s like
To go from place to place
So, darlin’, take a little ride
On the mixer’s face
Be a crew slut
Just follow the magic footprints
Be a crew slut
Hey, you’ll love it!
Be a crew slut
It’s a way of life
I ain’t gonna squash it
And you don’t need to wash it!
Crew slut
Hey, I’ll buy you a pizza
Crew slut
Of course I’ll introduce you to warren
The boys in the crew
Are only waiting for you
- FZ