"What's wrong, Kevin?"
"Aaah, these guys at work, they're always teasing me. The latest is some dumb name. I mean, I hammer nails all day - they don't call be Kevin the Hammerer. I've driven trucks all my life, but they don't call me Kevin the Truckdriver. I shoot a mean crap game, I'm good at poker, but they don't call me Kevin the Gambler. But I suck one cock, just one, and..."