G-spotter

did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

i heard you jack-in-the-box

no he's going to bend over and take that.

Banff is Alberta. Can't buy liquor in grocery stores in BC.

pizza, fries, pizza, fries

in soviet korea, fetuses abort adults

OFFICE FORECOURT TERRAIN PARK JIBBING BITCHEZ!

tomorrow you will be able to ski downtown

you can't buy six packs at Overwaitea yet

wtf that's rich coming from a poser that wore white lycra!

and is that bbq smoke i see in the last photo?

how many pitches are you minnesota climbers sending these rigs in? 3 or 4?

muse sick n hour mess age

cock the apple its tiem 4 act10n

he's inviting you to go drytool his new sport routes is what?

Fern and I and a Scottish guy did Marsup Trav and Wherever I May WaitInLineonaBelayLedge and something else, all in a day and we didn't have to run either. ROOOOOAR!

omfg l0lz0rs climbering mag made a typo!

http://climbing.com/news/hotflashes/cerrotorrelink/

EDIBLE COMPUTERS. A BUG ATE YOUR DATA, FOO.

I think Steven is looking for The Nodder. where is The Nodder?

if you make a public list then the NPS will be able to find and destroy them, so don't.

If anyone wants to know where to find a secret hibachi, for your summit romantic BBQ on the UE, send me a PM. Cause there is one up there!

there's no pink in the rainbow

The Painted Bowl descent is superfast. took us 1 hour from top of the B.O back to the base of the route. The gully right of Solar Slab that Swain recommends ("you might have to rap if you can't downclimb 5.6") is t3h suxx0r. It took us like 3-4 hours to descend that thing vs. around an hour to simulsolo Solar Slab gully and Solar Slab. WTF. Fuck you Todd!

Dude, dont you know, you never go ass to mouth. Bad microbes and shit. not to mention pencil thin mustaches! DIR TEE SAN CHEZ