G-spotter

Fern and I and a Scottish guy did Marsup Trav and Wherever I May WaitInLineonaBelayLedge and something else, all in a day and we didn't have to run either. ROOOOOAR!

omfg l0lz0rs climbering mag made a typo!

http://climbing.com/news/hotflashes/cerrotorrelink/

EDIBLE COMPUTERS. A BUG ATE YOUR DATA, FOO.

I think Steven is looking for The Nodder. where is The Nodder?

if you make a public list then the NPS will be able to find and destroy them, so don't.

If anyone wants to know where to find a secret hibachi, for your summit romantic BBQ on the UE, send me a PM. Cause there is one up there!

there's no pink in the rainbow

The Painted Bowl descent is superfast. took us 1 hour from top of the B.O back to the base of the route. The gully right of Solar Slab that Swain recommends ("you might have to rap if you can't downclimb 5.6") is t3h suxx0r. It took us like 3-4 hours to descend that thing vs. around an hour to simulsolo Solar Slab gully and Solar Slab. WTF. Fuck you Todd!

Dude, dont you know, you never go ass to mouth. Bad microbes and shit. not to mention pencil thin mustaches! DIR TEE SAN CHEZ

"taking the Mickey" = "taking the piss" = "having you on" = joking more or less

you could put years into trying to come up with acceptable places to use ballnuts or you could just get some zerocams...

Just because you are not paranoid, does not mean that They aren't out to get you...

squaring the circle.

They had sixpacks of Oktoberfest Ale for $1.99 at Christmas once at the Jtree one

A good chiropractor could have helped immensely with handling that scrotum!

you don't need anyone to keep you wack, O_w

Grocery Outlet + Road Trip = Survival

Robusta.

Tonight's the night!

Waxed

The elephant is like a snake.... no it's not, it is like a tree... WTF you losers, it is like a fan!

Which guidebook would DonnyBaker buy? Can he read?

Bonners probably won't try to steal your girlfriend either cause he's married.