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or rather than stairs, think of a ladder. you can easily die falling off a ladder from ten or twenty feet up. but no one ever ropes up to climb a ladder.

it depends if you land on a ledge or not falling off the sidewalk onto the road can be fatal if you hit your head the difficulty of the climbing, has pretty much nothing to do with the chance of death if you fall.

brazil nuts in green banana hammock, to be precise

mouthpieces can't tell the truth - violates professional code.

how much for just the flying pussy monster?

Kevbone: Not just an irony-free zone, an information-free zone.

that cat is part moth, maybe. try mothballs.

swimming in granular fluid reduces your profile, not increases it? try it in quicksand sometime... same deal. swim and sink. rest and float

Do you have GPS coordinates for "where you want to be"? I can't find it on the map.

yeah c'mon extremo, represent!

OK, I'm not going to climb that cause it's not local for me... so it's going to be fine if you just post up the detailed directions to that thing here

A better question to ask is why Sonnie skipped the bolts on East Face of Monkey but clipped them on this one. Maybe because this one is better off bolted.

wtf someone youtube this, all i get is a purple screen with a soundtrack

there's not even a roof on the pitch that was freed

Go chop 'em then tiger! Although, let's put it this way. Sonnie has freed Cobra Crack (only one of the three hardest trad routes in the world), and Monkey Face East Face without bolts. That Rodden chick has done some 13d trad here and there too and freed El Cap routes. So, if it's so good to protect on trad gear, how come these trad masters didn't bother nuttin' it eh?

pin scars = chipped pockets = not a real crack

bolted pin scars maybe, there's not much crack there.

Is the anarchist bookstore making money or is it a way for some trustafarian to get a tax writeoff?

Or at least, I won't get stuck with a shallow one. A girl is in the checkout line at a supermarket with a drunk behind her. The cashier is running the girl's purchases through... single frozen chicken pot pie.. small tube of toothpaste.. things like that. In an effort to make conversation the drunk says "So I guess you're single, eh?" Girl ignores him A little louder this time "SO I GUESS YOU'RE SINGLE, EH?" Girl turns around, red faced and furious. "Yes, damn it I'm single. And anyone could tell that looking at the way I'm buying single portions of everything that I live by myself! That's how you could tell, wasn't it? Well, just shut up!" "Aw naw" says the drunk "I figured it's cause you're ugly."

local is less than 2 hours from home, unless there is no climbing less than 2 hours from home for you.

You make a strong case fo doing nothing G. You work for the government don't you? not for years... and my brother runs a couple of successful bookstores

Uh oh... Boulder... you said the danger word. run away now while you still can, before the Boulder Brainwashing takes hold!

if your booty ain't smokin hot already maybe u don't get a guy