G-spotter

You know why Zeros don't go that big? Cause regular Tech Friends work just fine in that size. Get a Friend. Think that size is the 1.5 or 1.75.

Ruth's Mother: Ruth, you listen to me! Don't you do it! What if I'd aborted you? Ruth: Well at least I wouldn't have had to suck your boyfriend's cock! Ruth's Mother: Don't you bring that up again! That's ancient history! I've been saved! Ruth: Fuck you! ------------------- Ruth: [after seeing a movie about abortion] I slept in a few dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.

no, silly, because of the mole men.

Ape Lam Me A Pal

pamela is an anagram of "lame, pa"

damn it feels good to be a gangsta

And if they give birth to a girl, name her Mary.

It says that in all the books, but I don't think it works. The angle of the hole is determined with the first few turns, so if you fuck up the orientation of the second hole by more than a few degrees right at the start, you miss the first hole.

Link Utah, fuck yeah!

I have rapped off an abalakov made with a 14cm stubby. It worked fine. We tested an Abalakov by chipping away at the central ice with an ice tool. It held repeated two-person bounces down to about 5cm thick, then suddenly fractured. It's been "new" since the early 90s in North America. The Russians invented it much earlier. ' I rarely rap off a double Abalakov unless I'm using a new one to back up an old one. Just leave a screw in for back-up till the last and lightest person comes down. The vertical offset can be a good idea but sometimes with thin ice you have to use whatever works. The big problem I find is that the longer the screw you use the harder it is to get the two holes to line up. If you only have a little bit of ice, or a bulge, you don't want to be drilling too many holes or else you will be rapping off Swiss cheese. If you can avoid it don't drill an Abalakov in the outside part of a bulge - the ones that would dinnerplate off if you hit them with a tool will plate for other reasons too. I find 6mm or 7mm cord, or the 9/16" webbing works the best. On popular routes add a quick link or rap ring to the webbing cause someone else will be using the same anchor most likely.

whatEVER. the buttress is a 1-pitch wonder with brushy wanderings below. at least on the UE, the route is pretty much sustained around 5.8 all the way from the highway if you climb sparrow to start, and clean too.

Under A Trotskyist state, there wouldn't be bullshit like a no-fly list because the airline workers would run the airlines for the benefit of the proletariat

Did you really mean to post a link about the no-fly list blocking Ted Stevens wife, because her name is Cat Stevens?

cocoapuff, you forgot kevbone is a tabula rasa

your top, more like

Alberta doesn't have enough water to even double production using current technology

you should try it bro a nice corn snow snowball wipe combines the best parts of TP and a bidet and you can throw the snowball at someone after too

more nic per smoke

The best thing about the winter is that there is snow everywhere to make snowballs, so you don't need to carry TP. Fast and light!

i was dragged on my stomach by a rope tow the first day i tried to learn to ski evil, evil mechanisms.

now that it's frozen, not windy...

rope tows are teh suxx0r

fnord

"What's wrong, Kevin?" "Aaah, these guys at work, they're always teasing me. The latest is some dumb name. I mean, I hammer nails all day - they don't call be Kevin the Hammerer. I've driven trucks all my life, but they don't call me Kevin the Truckdriver. I shoot a mean crap game, I'm good at poker, but they don't call me Kevin the Gambler. But I suck one cock, just one, and..."

let's not. really.