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yo mama so fat, when she coughs her tits get seasick

i can't remember it was at the festivals 2 years ago

Upon rereading the advertisment, I have to question whether the requirement for a blue bikini, and the location of Blue Mounds State Park, is deliberate or coincidental?

It looks like you are using daisy chains as leashes. I tried that my second day iceclimbing BTW... once was enough, won't make that mistake again

yo mama so fat her muumuus get custom made by a circus tentmaker

you mama so fat the doctor has to use a seismogram instead of a stethoscope

The only thing your momma can drive is the fridge

a belt? your momma tried to use a mule team, but they only got halfway before she'd eaten the mules.

Yo mama soooooo fat, George Bush called her the Excess of Oval

the doctor told yo mama to eat more vegetables, but she kept chipping her teeth on the wheelchairs

yo mama can't even jump, stevie boy. she sprained her ass thinking about it.

and they had to go to six letters for her cup size

you mama so fat, she makes the venus of willendorf look anorexic

yo mama so fat she can't see any part of her body below the chin

But anyways why do you have to decide now where you are going to climb in mid-Feb? It's not like you need to make reservations. Decide the night before you leave.

yo mama so fat she caused the indonesian tsunami when she farted in the tub

there is almost always climbable ice in february, but you could be screwed if you came to lillooet in mid-feb hoping for a lot of ice. or you could luck out with fine ice. cause .... there is no way any one can predict now how much ice there will be in in lillooet mid-feb. might be 2 routes or 100.

Stevie boy, yo mama so fat, each side of her ass has its own zip code

And dumb too.

You are lower than snake shit in a tire rut

yo baby momma so fat she makes rosie look like the afters in a diet commercial

you ask one which way the other one would say to go. then you go the other way. that is soooo old.

unethicalwanker, if I ever meet you in person, you will receive more than minor injuries, and SAR won't be helping you out.

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