A penguin was driving through Arizona one day when his car started spewing all sorts of smoke into the air. He sputtered into a gas station and asked for help. The mechanic said it'll take him an hour do diagnose the problem, and in the meantime the penguin can walk down the street to ice cream shop and get a cone. The penguin got a vanilla ice cream cone, but since he couldn't use his tongue, he kept poking his beak into it. An hour later he walks back to the mechanic and asks what was wrong with his car.
"It looks like you blew a seal," the mechanic says.
The penguin replies, "No, that's just the ice cream."