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Figger_Eight

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  1. I think, in Washington at least, there's a law that states retailers have to label irregular products as such.
  2. Just a note: There's a difference between the regular Air Tech and the Air Tech Racing axe. The regular one has a rubber handle and the racing one doesn't and is lighter.
  3. Go to the Unabridged Merriam-Webster dictionary. Look under "sucks" and you'll see a big smiling picture of Dan Larson. Dan when'r'ya gonna show at a Pub Club so we can buy you beers?
  4. If you rearrange barbarian, you get: Rai Barban
  5. Grivel axe: I like it because the teeth on the pick run all the way to the shaft, and it's super light.
  6. I think it's Blight's time of the month. What a loser.
  7. quote: How about a detailed set of rules...you know, like the Mountaineers... Will people need to take the Basic Beer Swilling Equivalancy Course if they want to drink with us? Oh, and Nacho...don't be poppin' off unless you show at one of these things...oh wait you can't
  8. A horse walks up to a bar. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what's with the long face?"
  9. 15 to go till 1000 posts. heh heh. Dan Larson sucks!
  10. You do what you gotta do I guess. I wish someone would pay for me to go on expeditions. If they're gonna give me free computers or a car...that's just a bonus.
  11. Get a better tent, unless you just plan to car camp with it. In that case get a big fatty Coleman cabin tent.
  12. Mtngrrrl's story is about as funny as it gets.
  13. I was on a road trip down to Josh and was planning on stopping at Castle Crags on the way. We rolled into the Portland REI and asked if they had a guide book for Northern Cali. The dude came back with a book on the Pacific Crest Trail and said, "I think this is what you're looking for." I said, "Nope, it's not"
  14. another assist from figger eight. oh yeah...fuck off you pussies.
  15. Steve - it ain't you (the higher level Mtneers) that's the problem. Despite the fact there are numerous climbers in your group who share the same love for the mountains and honor the unwritten code out there, it's the masses of underlings with their students in tow that have given the organization their reputation. This reputation is born from encounters with trip leaders who have "I own this rock now" attitudes to, like RURP says, groups showing up in busses.
  16. I've been going to Smith for years in my Soob (plastered in stickers) with no such incident. It's sucks to hear it's starting to happen more and more. I'm down with the idea of a sting operation this weekend. Let's string the sucker up by his feet from the Monkey Face anchors.
  17. Don't let your friends climb on it that would sue you for falling off your wall.
  18. Ha ha. Dan Larson sucks!
  19. I can imagine what the hard men from the fifties and sixties who were pioneering routes in wool gloves and nylon parkas reading this whiny boo-hoo crap. It probably took Vanilla Iceicewoosy longer to write the original post than to call customer service and get a new pair.
  20. Montana (Gipsy Kings) Yo voy caminandoala montana donde naciNo puedo vivirAla noche del camino irAl del cieloYo mirada una estrellaNo puedo vivirAl lado del camino irQue no vivoPasa el tiempo Translation: I go walking to the mountainwhere I was born I can't liveGoing on the road at nightOn that of the sky(meaning the road of the sky)I look at a starI can't liveGoing on the side of the roadBecause I'm not livingTime is passing
  21. BD cams kick ass. Too bad they aren't made be prisoners.
  22. That's great. It should be posted up in every gym and REI in the country.
  23. That's great. It should be posted up in every gym and REI in the country.
  24. I'm the opposite. I feel a lot more comfortable on face climbs than I do in cracks. You tend to stick with stuff more if you're better at it I guess.
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