Figger_Eight

"All your base are belong to us." That's all I need to know about.

Oh...sorry - Dan Sucks. Dan Sucks.

Hey Larson, if a retarded climber has climbed way more shit than you...what does that say about YOU! I will continue to stand up for all that is right and good in this world! All you wankers and posers take notice! You too Nacho - you punk.

I wasn't going to validate you with a response...oh wait...damn! Hey, I was on the bandwagon long ago my friend.

Plastics can be stretched out similar to ski boots. Be careful about voiding the warranty on them though. Very rarely when I worked in a shop and fitted boots did I find some, especially plastics, that fit a person perfectly. Buy the boot that fits you the best (not perfect) and start customizing the foot beds. If you have a problem with your heels slipping (in a boot that accomodates your forefoot) there are a couple of lacing tricks and/or get heel inserts. That's a lot easier than stretching the front of the boot.

That ruled.

Dan Larson sucks. Dan Larson sucks.

I think you're a tool - how'z about that, beeyotch!

Try Backpacker's Supply if you live in Tacoma. Otherwise chase down the hippie freeheeler vegans, slap them upside the head with a raw steak and steal their gear.

Dan Larson sucks! Dan Larson sucks!

Get one of them Black Diamond donuts and have it in the car. As you're driving around, squeeze the crap out of it. Also, Alex Lowe used to hike around gripping rocks. The trick is to incorporate it into every day's routine.

So why is releasing the tension so bad? More painful doesn't mean harder, and harder certainly doesn't mean smarter.

If you have to ask to be insulted on this board, you're a loser. If you respond to those people, you're an even bigger loser.

Wow, that's like Tomas Humar busting both his legs falling into a hole while he was building his house...that was after doing something wicked hard in the Himalaya, too.

So what's the big deal? Salomon bought them. I like Salomon stuff. Adidas is marginally okay, too. It's not like how the North Face got bought up by Vanity Fair, putting them in the same family as Wrangler Jeans and Eastpak. Bitch bitch moan moan. Jon, if Wal-Mart offered you $10,000 bucks for this site you'd be laughing all the way to Cabo...

Do pullups till the cows come home...then you can start doing calf raises.

May Bonzo live in the hearts and minds of all boys and girls throughout this great nation of ours.

Anything by Britney Spears. When things get rough, I just get a mental picture in my head of her shaking her booty, and send that V-0+ with the sit down start. [ 11-27-2001: Message edited by: Figger Eight ]

Happy T-Day to all you stupid mo-fos who waste time here.

quote: I hold the new record at now 1660! He'd have even more if he took his finger out of his butt so he can type with two hands.

Wanted: climbers for the West Butt. Team Dan Larson is set to leave next summer. You must have summitted Rainier 11 times by no more than 2 different routes. North Face Met 5 jackets are required. If we get stuck in the tent, we play Chutes and Ladders...don't even think about lighting up. Serious inquiries only.

Hey - it doesn't matter who Alpine Special K, Ass Muncher and 009 are. They're all a bunch of little snow bunny sissies. I was there the next day and saw a bunch of snowplow tracks all the way down the snowfield. Nerf Dong - why don't you go play with Larson over there at the Mountaineers clubhouse. I hear they're knitting ice axe cozies and drinking wine coolers. Cavey...was that you I saw holding your ankles with your back to the pitching machine at the fun park the other day? Try to be more discreet next time.

Hey Ass Muncher - you think up that one all by yourself AlpineK? I thought smoking dope made you more creative...it certainly hasn't made you any smarter.

N.P.H is a bit more clever than Larson...but just as misguided. Nevertheless he is just as worthy a target for libel and slander...just like Hikerwa and his Nerf Dong.

Hey Larson, don't you have some Mountaineers "I'm having trouble getting in touch with my inner self" support group meeting or something? If you want to carry the torch for a drug free America, go to www.noonegivesashit.com.