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quote: Originally posted by sayjay: what I want to know, trask, is what you'd do in this situation... If it were me, I'd grin and bare it...

What level of conversation is acceptable when using a urinal? When two strange men are standing next to each other, dicks in hand, their backs to other men, there are two messages they generally want to relay to one another: I’m not gay; and I hope you’re not gay. (I assume the message gay guys want to convey is I am gay, but I’m just taking a piss). In order to convey this message, I think the following rules should apply: Stare straight ahead or look down at your own penis, as if encouraging it to pee. Do not look at your neighbor, but be careful not to look in the opposite direction from him. Looking away conveys a sense of submissiveness, which you do not wish to convey while standing next to a suspected homosexual holding his penis (he’s holding his penis, not you). Conversation is acceptable but should be limited to sports or breasts. I think topics to avoid should include fashion, baking, and ballet. In the unfortunate instance that you are at the ballet, the proper urinal comment should be "Man, those girls sure have nice cans." What do you guys think?

Dru, don't be so rude, you bastard.

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NICE !!! ...guess I won't ask, "What's for dinner?"

quote: Originally posted by allison: This is awfuly nice talk for a big trash-talker misogyn like you.....now whaitaminute, you are laying the hook out for me, and if I talk nice back, you're going to set my hair on fire or something, arencha!!!??? Good morning Allison, No, I'm not going to do anything as childish as setting your hair on fire. I just find your posts interesting and was imagining what you were like. That's all. By the way, as mean spirited and rotton as I come across on this board, I really not that bad in public. And I love women...I just like pushing their hot buttons at times. trask

My vote's for smartwool. Like tracking who's who in professional sports these days, the underwear industry is just as confusing.

now dat be sum tough luv...

I thought this might amuse all you peabrains that are stuck in a cube. http://hometown.aol.com/morganbolt/

he's no lurker...probably just reloading

The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Nancy, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here. The boss pressed on, "Who told you you could come and go as you please around here ?" Nancy smiled and lit up a cigarette.... "My lawyer."

quote: Originally posted by Dru: the spray boys make the best partners icegirl well except for trask..... [ 02-28-2002: Message edited by: Dru ] but I have other talents

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: Wow! A whole new Trask with improved communication with women!

ohhhh, good one dyno

I had no idea he worked. Miracles never cease to amaze me. This must be killing him not spray.

I telecommunicate to my office in Seattle. Living about 1/2 way between B'ham and Seattle and on the water is a sweet deal. I highly recommend working home/office and out of the city if possible. Makes you a warm fuzzy person like me.

I've heard you're extremely bright and very easy on the eyes ... is this so?

there's no such word. you talkin bout hermaphrodite?

I don't live there, but I wouldn't mind. It's got the water, Mt. Baker, almost has the seasons, it's not too big, just enuf redneck, close to dru, what else can I say?

well shit, make it breast implants then that way i'll have all the toys [ 02-28-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

shit, dru won i'm bummed think i'll go get those penile implants now

9 9 9 99999999 fuckin do it 9, or die............sucka

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him and adamson are shankin' skirt and slushy for a few days? I'm bored without the love