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heh klar dork...it's like this [/img] you and moron related?

I'm considering putting a condom on my keyboard so that I can practice safe browsing.

because I can

Dru, that's fuckin hilarious. Good one! You truly are the master of disaster. And no, I don't want to hump your leg like a dog. outtrasked again [ 03-07-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

This place sucks without the butt pirate. We need someone to step up and take charge of mayhem and social improprieties.

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one handy. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches setting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. ...Naturally, he began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?!" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

and you boys wonder why the gurlz don't want nuttin' to do witcha... sickos and perverts

quote: Originally posted by allison: ? If someone's lame, don't assume we'll let them into OUR club.Well boys, here it is right in front of y'all. As Allison so shamelessly avows, the battle of the sexes is alive and well. It's all so boring. Games for the 20 somethin' crowd. My mail order deaf, dumb, and flatheaded housegirl is the way to go. [ 03-07-2002: Message edited by: trask ] [ 03-07-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Yep, any way you slice it, it's a damn sausage fest. Hey, maybe that's okay. It is held on a Tuesday night for christ's sake. If y'all want to chase skirts, do it on a Friday or Saturday night. Nothing wrong with the "boys" getting together on a weeknight for some "Bullshit Artistry 101". Trask has spoken. P.S. I for one am very sorry to see Capt. Caveman go. He was a true spraymeister from the word go. The boards just haven't been the same, for me anyway. Here's at you Cavey!

quote: Originally posted by Dru: you cant prove something doesnt exist by not shooting it... I'm not buyin this sasquatch shit till I share a bong with one

quote: Originally posted by mr. happy: anybody find that car yet? I did, but Rosie Palm had to help me find it.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Yeah, but deer aren't cryptozoologic! I think Ted Nugent should take up Sasquatch hunting, coons obviously aren't challenging enough for him. shit yes, ted would have the myth debunked in a thrice

quote: Originally posted by allison: Sorry boys, I had to work late, and Icegirl was busy tonight. Maybe when Pub Club rears its ugly head in my fair city again, I will deign to attend. Then if any of my people are there, we will giggle conspiratorally and travel in small packs to the bathroom. I've been known to make one helluva doorman for the ladies head. I'm available (360)652-SAFE

http://www.inkblotmagazine.com/rev-archive/stones.htm

Diaper Clad Burglar Cries For Mama When Busted VIRGINIA - Can you say goo-goo-goofball? Robert Alan Woods was arrested after breaking into his neighbor's house and waiting in her bed wearing nothing but a bib and diaper. When his neighbor returned home and found him in bed, the 30-year-old Virginia man apologized and started getting dressed. Woods admitted to police he gets sexual pleasure from dressing and acting like a baby and says he is sorry for what he did. According to court records Woods already faces two other parole hearings for burglary and diaper- wearing. Judge Jonathan Apgar has ordered Woods to undergo a psychological evaluation before sentencing in this case.

Heh Biff, don't sugarcoat it dude, what are you really trying to say?

Actually the appropriate response would be to look over at the next guy's dick and bust out laughing and then if you think conversation is necessary, say, "So how come you aren't in the other restroom?" Now if the guy is hung like a horse that won't work and things could definitely go down hill from there. But those are the chances you have to take in life. You know - will the guy have a pencil dick you can make fun of, or will he look like Secretariat in serach of a mare? The best bet is to act slightly enebriated and go into the women's restroom. You can start a lot of conversations there!!! Works for me!!!

Ole took Lena home with him and took off his shirt. Lena says, "Ole dat's some chest you have dare." Ole says, "Lena, dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite." Next Ole took off his pants. Lena says, "Ole dat's nice calves you have dare." Ole says, "Lena dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite." Ole quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants & Lena screamed and ran out the door. Ole put his clothes back on & ran after her. Catching her, Ole said, "Lena, viy did you run out like dat?" Lena said, "Vith all dat dynamite around, I taught it vas going to explode ven I saw how short da fuse vas."

you canadian's are always showing off...hehehe [ 03-04-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

don't do it veggieman. the lack of capitals, especially in your handle just highlights your nonconformist attitude and big balls. you don't need no stinkin' caps.

I agree with icegirl and dwayer. If I wanted to meet climber partners I'd definately make the effort to attend some functions with the troops. Seems like a no brainer.

yeah but in dru's case it's the canadian taxpayer's money

[ 03-04-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Here, I'll make it easy for all gaper's to post. Trask is NOT a climber. That's right, if I can post and put up with the abuse I get, so can you. Spray away!

Yeah, what the hell's their problem? You'd think they were afraid someone around here might make fun of them or something.