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quote: Originally posted by Jman: You should've done like my wife does: jump out of the car and stomp up to their window cussing them out. Scared the snot out of one dude. (mind you she's only about 5'4" and about 125 lbs.) It was pretty funny to watch, though. Yea right...great idea. Anyone pulls the window confrontation on me and they'll be lookin' down the barrell of my .45 I shit you not

Sounds as though you're dividing the ranks. Why bother begging? Show, or don't show. What's the difference? The women just want to have it their way at Ballard. Let em.

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Nice post Dru aka Mr. Fartypants. Fart-fighting underwear invented An inventor from Colorado has created the world's first fart-proof underwear. Buck Weimer says his airtight knickers have a replaceable charcoal filter to remove bad gas before it escapes. The undies, called Under-Ease, are on sale over the internet. Buck, from Pueblo, said he thought up his invention after his wife 'let go a bomb' in bed one night. Buck, 62, and Arlene, 57, suffer from Crohn's disease, an inflammatory bowel syndrome. In both men and women's styles, the underwear, made from a soft, airtight, nylon-type fabric, is designed for people with chronic flatulence. Elastic is sewn around the waist and both legs. The removable filter - which looks similar to the shoulder pads placed in women's clothing - is made of charcoal sandwiched between two layers of Australian sheep's wool. Buck says the charcoal filter isn't too bulky but could capture the bad-smelling gas and allow the non-smelling gas - hydrogen and oxygen - to pass through. It was developed from gas masks worn by coal miners, reports the Denver Post. They come as boxer shorts for men and panties for women and sell for $24.95 (£18). Replacement filters cost about £7. They are sold with the motto: "Wear them for the ones you love." The Weimars say flatulence is still a touchy subject for most people. Almost every sale has come via their site.

I've followed this mildly amusing thread for awhile now, and have this to say: I'm going to the local watering hole to get drunk and hopefully find a piece of ass that dosen't scope out the route to my house, will willingly play the slobber blues on my meat whistle, and get the hell out before the neighbors wake up tomorrow morning. Wish me luck boys...I'm carrying the torch for all married men in America. Ziggy Zoggy, Zigggy Zoggy oi oi oi

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I have to agree with Matt on this one. Picking on the less fortunate is rather lame. Of course we're taling about "Moron" here. It's pretty much what I'd expect from him. On a lighter note, here's my hero...

Sparky is mean. Sparky is possessed. Sparky is the devil.

No shit Verle. Those are two of the ugliest goddamn sacks I've seen lately. The bimbo ain't much to write home about either. Can you say Stidex? I've personally always preferred a blond with an attitude.

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And just what would you do with those goat bags slobrock? $100 says she's got inverted nipples.

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quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: Whatever Ray.Not Ray, Alpine...think about it. Who's the master? Who's the ultimate spraylord bitch?

quote: Originally posted by michael_layton: See my friendly post about B'ham climbing on the climber's board! don't listen to Layton, he a caretaker at the turtle farm.

Thanks for sharing about your "load". We'll send Moron right over...he's really into Baby Ruths.

quote: Originally posted by moron: push dammit, I can't see it! look for the turtle head you moron!

shazam!!! That's nasty...

quote: Originally posted by Biff: A well thought-out response there, Trask. thanks Biff...I sometimes feel less is more; don't you?

thanks. I just might try Pilchuck for the hell of it. I stay on the trail so shouldn't be in any avy chute. If I die, veggie can have my flock of ewes. He likes them so.

heh sparky...snort this sucka

I need to get my bony ass out for a walk in the mountains. I'm gettin' cabin fever bad. I was thinking of Lake 22 or Pilchuck or something. Anyone know if they're all snowed in? Can I drive to the trailheads? Any info. appreciated, as well as another suggestion for a day hike. trask

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: Flock!?!?! Well, that explains that! yup, so how was it? pretty baaaaaaaad?

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: I am now, your girlfriend just left. Are you kidding me? And after I told her one more time and it's back to the flock.