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And just what would you do with those goat bags slobrock? $100 says she's got inverted nipples.
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I like: womenM1911 .45 pistolsbrass knucklesWWFbeerwhiskeyleaf (occasionally)rock musicexpensive steriosporsches4X4 trucksarcteryxwoolmastercraft ski boatsmountainsnice tits (on women)a sweet firm ass (on women)money - the more, the merriersex (with women)living on the beachany kind of sandwich WITHOUT sproutsspraying on CC.com
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quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: Whatever Ray.Not Ray, Alpine...think about it. Who's the master? Who's the ultimate spraylord bitch?
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quote: Originally posted by michael_layton: See my friendly post about B'ham climbing on the climber's board! don't listen to Layton, he a caretaker at the turtle farm.
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Thanks for sharing about your "load". We'll send Moron right over...he's really into Baby Ruths.
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quote: Originally posted by moron: push dammit, I can't see it! look for the turtle head you moron!
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shazam!!! That's nasty...
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thanks. I just might try Pilchuck for the hell of it. I stay on the trail so shouldn't be in any avy chute. If I die, veggie can have my flock of ewes. He likes them so.
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I need to get my bony ass out for a walk in the mountains. I'm gettin' cabin fever bad. I was thinking of Lake 22 or Pilchuck or something. Anyone know if they're all snowed in? Can I drive to the trailheads? Any info. appreciated, as well as another suggestion for a day hike. trask
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quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: Flock!?!?! Well, that explains that! yup, so how was it? pretty baaaaaaaad?
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quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: I am now, your girlfriend just left. Are you kidding me? And after I told her one more time and it's back to the flock.
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A woman recently lost her husband. Their marriage had been a very lousy one, and she was relieved that he was finally gone. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter. Then she started talking to him, "You know that fur coat you promised me?" She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!" She then said, "Remember that new car you promised me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!" Bending down low she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you? Well.... here it comes..."
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No shit. You like boys don't you Layton?
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I'm Mick Jagger, and don't try to tell me otherwise. What's the best speakers to buy?
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quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: Ummmm, I don't know - does he suck? why do you ask? Feeling lonely?
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quote: Originally posted by erik: i hope that woman burns in hell....... let's hope justice is served for a change.
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quote: Originally posted by moron: Is somebody giving away Baby Ruths? I like Baby Ruths, mmmmmmm. Sure, grab it right here > [ 03-08-2002: Message edited by: trask ]
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Veggie -- A friend of mine sent me this after I got a steady gurl: List of Things to Do With Your Blow Up Doll Now 1 Hold your beer in one of the many "love orifices" 2 Ride on your motorcycle with the doll on the back 3 Access the car-pool lane on the local freeway 4 Lay it on the train tracks, Wait for excitement to happen 5 Send to a friend, see if they mention it or if they suddenly start spending evenings with a mysterious new "friend" 6 Put Baby Ruth Candy Bar in Rear "Love Orifice" Leave in the sun 7 Dare friends to eat Baby Ruth 8 Fill with Helium, carry around attached to a string 9 Bring Helium filled doll to post office. Tell clerk you want to ship it to Japan and that they owe you money 10 Makes a good scarecrow
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better throw in a couple fleshlites for good measure.
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Many people have asked me, "trask, is your dick really as small as you say it is?" Of course not! I often employ a literary device called "hyperbole" for comedic effect. For example, when I call George W. Bush a "coked-up monkey cannibal", I am simply referencing current news stories in an intentionally exaggerated fashion in order to poke fun at this lovable wife-swapping redneck reefer-addict. It's all in fun -- it's all good. Blow me Veggieboy.