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Truthfully, I was there...lurking. Didn't y'all see me at the bar?

No, that lightweight pussy is all talk. I hope trask never gets laid again, the dipshit! eat this trask, you know you like it

Mother Nature is remarkedly resilient. She'll take care of her own, when push comes to shove. Hang on for the ride boys...the end is near!

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water." "But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."

Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts. But he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief physician. Horatio said, "I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay bribes." Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed. The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching powder and poured a little of it into the Queen's brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew in intensity. Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the Dragon Master's mouth. King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote lotion into his mouth and for the next four hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts. Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment. However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder onto King Arthur's loincloth. King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master... Moral of the story: Pay your bills

To Aquahermaphrodite, I'm too busy at the moment making money and dealing with clients to bother mustering much of a response to your nonsensical rumblings. Perhaps later...if I'm feeling amused. trask Suck it gillface, you know you want to...

I'll let you borrow my .45 if you need a gun. It'll cost you dinner though.

You need protection. I have gun, will travel. trask

I try to steer clear of Tac. I have a couple of outstanding warrants there. If I don't make it, wanna post bail??

trask will be there

quote: Originally posted by Aquaman: Oh, but you are not too busy to download barf pictures at your leisure? Is that how you make your money, scumbag? Aquaman just loves it when the unworthy try to take the moral high ground. I see through your horseshit smokescreen. Congratulations, asshole. You just made the superfriends' blacklist Blow me asseyes. I posted your high school graduation picture last night. Your mama gave it to me after the gnarly sexfest we had. You can take your so-called blacklist and shove it. Go play with some of your toys, gillface.

big fuckin deal. i never cut and paste.

quote: Originally posted by Aquaman: Let's see you deal with the scum I deal with Trask. Eat my butt out!

quote: Originally posted by Aquaman: I'm telling you, no one sprays like Aquaman. I guess not...

quote: Originally posted by Country Jake: Your right trask if Aquafuck is a fish then he is obviosly to much of a pussy to even climb a -5.4 bet the fucker doesn't climb at all just a cum suckin' fagit... real nice talk. we've got women around here you shitstick. watch yur mouth, study hard, and you just may pass the 6th. grade.

quote: Originally posted by crazyjz: Germans and rules, that has really helped the world huh? German style "rule" following won't go as smoothly in a land of iconoclastic individuals like us in Freedom(Snohomish) County. God Bless me , Bronco, and rat (temporary resident of Freedom County). anyone that would support freeloader county would suck clinton's little pecker. you gawddamn liberal pussies slay me.

Trask cannot reply to this silliness. Aquaboy is too childish to be taken seriously. I find it distressing that a 12 year old is posting on this site. I also find it distressing that said 12 year old is rapidly heading down the path of ill repute. For the rest of us taxpayers, I guess we'd best work hard, because our hard earned dollars will be needed to build more and more prisons and goonie-bins to house animals like aquaboy and crazy jake (or whatever the fuck his name is).

To all climber lackies: So typical of you losers. You flame incoherently but you volunteer nothing. Maybe you're all crossdressing midgets. So, why don't you put your money where your mouths are? Let's see YOU step up to the plate, little men. And Ropegun, the reason I don't answer your stupid questions is because 1. They make as much sense as cutting your legs off so you'll have a dick that touches the ground, and 2. Unlike you, I spent St. Valentine's Day with my human, pretty, smart girlfriend. Happy now? Go fondle your girlfriend's six tits some more.

Aquaboy, you're a flameing pussy. You and your cartoon buddies are lackies.

Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. Come on...how bout a nice flame war for old times sake?

Now goddamnit Dru, can't you just take it for the gibberish it is without analyzing it to death?

Canadian Climber Accused of Having Sex With SheepNaked Suspect Caught With Tied Ewe, Nightgown, Cops Say Feb. 27, 2002 Squamish, B.C. (APBnews.com) -- A 30 something climber is in jail today after he apparently was surprised in the act of having sex with a sheep at the weeping wall, police said. Other climbers found a very well known, local climber/author/spray monkey naked and hiding in a shallow crevass with a ewe tied up to an ice ax, police said. The climbers examined the ewe and determined it had been sexually assaulted, police said. Blue nightie found A blue nightgown was found next to the sheep, although police are not saying if it was for the ewe or the climber in question. A halter rope was tied around the ewe's neck and its legs were positioned in such a way that its hindquarters were raised, police said. The lustfull climber tried to escape after he was found hiding in an ice cave, but several climbers caught and held him until police arrived, authorities said. Misdemeanor charges RCMP Sgt. Ann Meyer said this is the first such incident she can remember in her 23 years on the force. Having sex with mountain goats and dall sheep is a felony in all provinces. Sexual abuse of animals is believed to be a problem in Canada today, although the extent of the abuse is difficult to determine because animals are not capable of reporting attacks, the Humane Society said. Richard Canigliardo is an APBnews.com staff writer. [ 03-28-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dru:[QB] QB] Who's this Dru? Your new woman?

Dribble post. [ 03-28-2002: Message edited by: trask ]