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quote: Originally posted by Dru: Yeah, but deer aren't cryptozoologic! I think Ted Nugent should take up Sasquatch hunting, coons obviously aren't challenging enough for him. shit yes, ted would have the myth debunked in a thrice

quote: Originally posted by allison: Sorry boys, I had to work late, and Icegirl was busy tonight. Maybe when Pub Club rears its ugly head in my fair city again, I will deign to attend. Then if any of my people are there, we will giggle conspiratorally and travel in small packs to the bathroom. I've been known to make one helluva doorman for the ladies head. I'm available (360)652-SAFE

http://www.inkblotmagazine.com/rev-archive/stones.htm

Diaper Clad Burglar Cries For Mama When Busted VIRGINIA - Can you say goo-goo-goofball? Robert Alan Woods was arrested after breaking into his neighbor's house and waiting in her bed wearing nothing but a bib and diaper. When his neighbor returned home and found him in bed, the 30-year-old Virginia man apologized and started getting dressed. Woods admitted to police he gets sexual pleasure from dressing and acting like a baby and says he is sorry for what he did. According to court records Woods already faces two other parole hearings for burglary and diaper- wearing. Judge Jonathan Apgar has ordered Woods to undergo a psychological evaluation before sentencing in this case.

Heh Biff, don't sugarcoat it dude, what are you really trying to say?

Actually the appropriate response would be to look over at the next guy's dick and bust out laughing and then if you think conversation is necessary, say, "So how come you aren't in the other restroom?" Now if the guy is hung like a horse that won't work and things could definitely go down hill from there. But those are the chances you have to take in life. You know - will the guy have a pencil dick you can make fun of, or will he look like Secretariat in serach of a mare? The best bet is to act slightly enebriated and go into the women's restroom. You can start a lot of conversations there!!! Works for me!!!

Ole took Lena home with him and took off his shirt. Lena says, "Ole dat's some chest you have dare." Ole says, "Lena, dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite." Next Ole took off his pants. Lena says, "Ole dat's nice calves you have dare." Ole says, "Lena dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite." Ole quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants & Lena screamed and ran out the door. Ole put his clothes back on & ran after her. Catching her, Ole said, "Lena, viy did you run out like dat?" Lena said, "Vith all dat dynamite around, I taught it vas going to explode ven I saw how short da fuse vas."

you canadian's are always showing off...hehehe [ 03-04-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

don't do it veggieman. the lack of capitals, especially in your handle just highlights your nonconformist attitude and big balls. you don't need no stinkin' caps.

I agree with icegirl and dwayer. If I wanted to meet climber partners I'd definately make the effort to attend some functions with the troops. Seems like a no brainer.

yeah but in dru's case it's the canadian taxpayer's money

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Here, I'll make it easy for all gaper's to post. Trask is NOT a climber. That's right, if I can post and put up with the abuse I get, so can you. Spray away!

Yeah, what the hell's their problem? You'd think they were afraid someone around here might make fun of them or something.

Okay, I'm spraying...now what?

Lewis walks into a psychologist's office wearing a dancer's tutu with a parrot on his head and a cocktail onion stuffed up each nostril. The psychologist, humoring him, asks, "What seems to be theproblem?" Lewis answers, "Well, Doc, I'm worried about my brother..."

moron -- you bizarre one you

ask cavey, i think he has a small flock

probably need some codliver oil to swill with it

What's goin on this year? This is the shits with everybody gettin hurt.

way to go Jim!!!

By the way, when I was throwing away my garbage at Taco Bell today, should I have held the little swinging lid on the trash container open for the next customer? I didn't, and he looked pissed.

true dat... they have no shame

yeah, that is a good one. possible copyrite infringement though???

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