MtnHigh

Pat is in true form and ready to drink, only taking 7 minutes to reply to the first post.

Eric(Ivan) You're a fucking riot

Some of you are fucking snobs. Have you always been a skilled climber/outdoorsman? We all got our start somewhere. We all paid our dues and looked stupid on a climb at one time or another. The playbook of the Mountianeers and the Mazamas reads the same. I don't like it when they clog routes or make it unsafe for the climbers near them (kicking down rocks, hogging rap stations, etc). But who cares if they are slogging around a ski area roped up and geared to the teeth. Who gives a shit.

Tex, you're not with the times man. It's no longer cool to chest beat and post TRs like we did last year. That shit is old school. You've been living in a vacuum man. Nobody wants to hear a bunch of boring facts on how thick the ice was, what your car to car time, or how many pieces the route took. And nobody cares about stuff like how you felt on the climb, what you shared with your partner other such personal experiences. It's all passé. Get with it man and spray useless shit like the rest of the cc gang. It is way fun on the dark side. Come on, give it a try.

The shrund dilatation has reached 900cm. Shes gonna pop a puppy any minute now.

Calling all cars....Calling all cars. The berg is open in the Hood. On duty patrols respond to the vicinity immediately. Officers are to proceed with caution.

Muffy mite bee in kolege, but she stil can not spel worth a dame.

I'm going to get in my truck and drive east for 8 hours or until sunshine is found, which ever comes first. If sunshine is not found in 8 hours to the east I'll turn right and head south for 6 hours or until sunshine is found. At this point I'll stop, get out of the truck and ask the next person I see, 'where can I get a beer?'

Rob, tell us about the Sisters adventure. I'm dieing to here about it.

It didn't sound like much fun. A fair amount of new snow must have fallen last week. Grunting it up deep snow is good training for what's up coming for you. Having a 60lb sled tugging at your waist would have completed the Denali workout. It was much more pleasent at smithy.

I'm back from my research assignment in Vegas. It will take a few weeks to re-acclimate my body to a normal state. An array of experiments were conducted on various disciplines of pleasure and indulgence. Good to see that the PDX gang is up to the same old shit. 'Hey dude, lets come up with an excuse to drink and party' Chris: I want to hear about RR and JT.

You forgot to mention Oregon's strip club scene. Full nude hot chics on the dance floor, booze and brew served by bikini babes. It's the best in the US.

Train them to skirt shit on Mazama parties. Don't look up or you'll get an eye full.

Wayne, we need you to show us the way. Since you left for the flash and glitter of the big city, the same ole stuff gets re-climbed week in and week out. Come back to P-town and rejuvenate the Oregon climbing scene.

Nisqually Ice Fall vs. MtnHigh and company Score: 2 - 0 It has avi'ed me off and sucked a partner into a crevasse

I don't know about you, but I stayed dry, however, my girlfriend got real wet last night

Tim and I were thinking the same thing while sitting on the east morraine of the Coe looking up at the two routes. It would be a long burly climb. Bring it on man!

Tim, the link to the photos is kaputz

I have the software and skills to 'brush away' any irregularities in a photo. CC ladies, send me your nude pics and I'll make you look more beautiful then you could imagine.

I've already fried my high altitude brain cells smoking shitty pot as a teen. I'm immune to the condition. No worries mate.

Sabertooth: curious why you would venture into the Kitchen gullies, especially route 1C in these conditions. The recent load of snow and the warm temps clearly suggest poor conditions in a narrow gulley route. Be patient and wait for a freeze thaw cycle and enjoy the route when it's thick with water ice.

The rif-raf were all out last night. Great turnout. Hope everyone got home safe and sound. Excuse me now, I have a headache to attend to.

Eye of the Needle by Ken Follett A Long Way from Home, Growing up in the American Hearland by Tom Brokaw

Will one of Portland most active sprayers be in attendance tonight? I'm not talking about DFA. I've unsuccessfully tried to coax him to previous PC gatherings.

I'm soooooo impressed winter boy. Hell, my dog can lap up a six pack of Midwest brewed watered down farmer beer. It's gotta be TG and let the sickness begin!!! If I get you really hungover then maybe I'll be able to keep up with ya at Smith.