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My plagiaristic ways been exposed. I laughed my head off when I heard Lykis say it, so I had to share it with a new audience.

Is this simple metaphor too complicated???

The lure of girls does not work for all boys. There are girls calling the house all the time for my 17 year old son. Often he can not go on dates because his funds are depleted, yet he only persues work when it's convenient or if work doesn't interfere with his social schedule. Go figure???

Dating: You go to the magazine stand and pick up a copy of Rock & Ice. You really enjoy it and the articles are interesting. Man, this is the best ever. A week later you go back to the magazine stand and see Rock & Ice again, but wait, there is Field & Stream, now that looks even more interesting. You buy the Field & Stream, take it home and enjoy it. You forget about Rock & Ice. Another week goes by and you are back at the magazine stand. Rock & Ice and Field & Stream are there again, but you look beyond them. Been there, done that. Something else catches your eye, Car & Driver. You buy it. I love Car & Driver. What a great mag. In a week you have read everything interesting in Car & Driver and are bored of it. It is time for something new. Marriage: You want another magazine, but you do not feel like returning to the magazine stand for yet another new magazine. Instead, you mail in a 9-month subscription to your all time favorite magazine, Rock & Ice. It will be so nice to have the magazine come directly to my house. It will be there everyday when I get home. No more hassles of going to the magazine stand all the time and I no longer have to pay full single issue prices. This is great. Six months go by and you are tired and bored with Rock & Ice. The articles are no longer interesting, the content and photos are always the same. It has been weeks since you last looked at an issue. You see the latest issue on the coffee table, but ignore it and find something else occupy your time. Rock & Ice has sent you a bill for another 9-month subscription. What! I am not paying for more of this. See ya later, I'm going climbing.

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. 3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. 10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. 12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. 13. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

Nice try Timmy, scaring everyone away from the Sisters. Ya can't have the place to yourself.

Oregon legistators are considering raising the excise tax on beer produced in Oregon. beer tax increase

It goes beyond the weekend warrior label if like me, a working stiff whose only 'free' time is on weekends and vacations, uses all or most of my vacation time on climbing trips.

Ascend steep slopes, look for the belay bush next to the chockstone, turn right then head for the obvious descent gulley. This will put you at the base of a major coulior. Don't climb from here. Instead call 911 and Iain will come rescue your ass.

The can was left over from our trip to 11worth. You drank the contents, Eric pulled an Isiah Rider, making the can a multi-functional device.

Yo Eric, you left your Starbucks Doubleshot can in my truck.

There were woman there

Once again erik sprayed over an Iain post.

Sounds like Paul wants to get the little lady juiced tonight and prime her for some action later on. How about after the PC spins down we take sketchwify to Sassy's!!!

Yeppie, let the fun begin

Wayne, you gonna be visiting Jeff and Drew while in P-town? Should I drag their butts out to the bar that night?

"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650)

Sounds like Desey wanted the climb handed to him on a silver platter. Hopefully he will learn something about current conditions. To add: thank god conditions on a mountain vary dramatically. Otherwise, mountaineering would be no different than sport climbing.

A do not understand anyone here. - Gates keep the 4x4 howdies from fucking up the roads when covered with snow - The roads to the trailheads get plowed and maintained - There are toliets at many trailheads. Less shit and TP in the woods near parking lots. - The trails are occationally maintained - Crowds are kept at bay in popular area via permit restrictions The Wa/Ore trail pass is cheap. Grow up, the days of free recreation are long gone.

Not on my thread jack. Back off man!

I've reserved the mezzanine at the R&R. The upstairs poker room was already booked. The manager will pull together a few tables, break out the white linen and silverware, and have complimentory party favors waiting. So head upstairs and look for glassy eyed punks.

Got pulled over twice this weekend by the Wa State Patrol driving to and fro 11worth from Portland. Both instances were in the Ellensburg area on Hwy 97. The first time was on Hwy 97/Faust Rd just W of Eburg going 57mph. It's a 40mph trap. Total sucker punch The second time just S of Eburg for going 66 in a 60 zone. What's up with that? Get this, I didn't get ticketed for either one.

Looking for a PDX climber to join me on Colchuck this Sunday. I'm leaving Sat late afternoon. Shredmaximus wrecked his van Friday night and is now bailing. How inconsiderate, next time crash your van when we don't have climbing plans. Geez! 503-475-3946 Pete

I've come to the conclusion that Erik and my dog share a common characteristic, both of them like to spray where others have left their mark. To clarify, my dog sprays over areas where other dogs had previouly sprayed. Erik sprays over posts that Iain had previously sprayed. ruff ruff erik erik

I vote for the upstairs at the Rose. We don't have to go to the parking lot to fire up the ganga. Plus the food is better there.