MtnHigh

I've reserved the mezzanine at the R&R. The upstairs poker room was already booked. The manager will pull together a few tables, break out the white linen and silverware, and have complimentory party favors waiting. So head upstairs and look for glassy eyed punks.

Got pulled over twice this weekend by the Wa State Patrol driving to and fro 11worth from Portland. Both instances were in the Ellensburg area on Hwy 97. The first time was on Hwy 97/Faust Rd just W of Eburg going 57mph. It's a 40mph trap. Total sucker punch The second time just S of Eburg for going 66 in a 60 zone. What's up with that? Get this, I didn't get ticketed for either one.

Looking for a PDX climber to join me on Colchuck this Sunday. I'm leaving Sat late afternoon. Shredmaximus wrecked his van Friday night and is now bailing. How inconsiderate, next time crash your van when we don't have climbing plans. Geez! 503-475-3946 Pete

I've come to the conclusion that Erik and my dog share a common characteristic, both of them like to spray where others have left their mark. To clarify, my dog sprays over areas where other dogs had previouly sprayed. Erik sprays over posts that Iain had previously sprayed. ruff ruff erik erik

I vote for the upstairs at the Rose. We don't have to go to the parking lot to fire up the ganga. Plus the food is better there.

Pat is in true form and ready to drink, only taking 7 minutes to reply to the first post.

Eric(Ivan) You're a fucking riot

Some of you are fucking snobs. Have you always been a skilled climber/outdoorsman? We all got our start somewhere. We all paid our dues and looked stupid on a climb at one time or another. The playbook of the Mountianeers and the Mazamas reads the same. I don't like it when they clog routes or make it unsafe for the climbers near them (kicking down rocks, hogging rap stations, etc). But who cares if they are slogging around a ski area roped up and geared to the teeth. Who gives a shit.

Tex, you're not with the times man. It's no longer cool to chest beat and post TRs like we did last year. That shit is old school. You've been living in a vacuum man. Nobody wants to hear a bunch of boring facts on how thick the ice was, what your car to car time, or how many pieces the route took. And nobody cares about stuff like how you felt on the climb, what you shared with your partner other such personal experiences. It's all passé. Get with it man and spray useless shit like the rest of the cc gang. It is way fun on the dark side. Come on, give it a try.

The shrund dilatation has reached 900cm. Shes gonna pop a puppy any minute now.

Calling all cars....Calling all cars. The berg is open in the Hood. On duty patrols respond to the vicinity immediately. Officers are to proceed with caution.

Muffy mite bee in kolege, but she stil can not spel worth a dame.

I'm going to get in my truck and drive east for 8 hours or until sunshine is found, which ever comes first. If sunshine is not found in 8 hours to the east I'll turn right and head south for 6 hours or until sunshine is found. At this point I'll stop, get out of the truck and ask the next person I see, 'where can I get a beer?'

Rob, tell us about the Sisters adventure. I'm dieing to here about it.

It didn't sound like much fun. A fair amount of new snow must have fallen last week. Grunting it up deep snow is good training for what's up coming for you. Having a 60lb sled tugging at your waist would have completed the Denali workout. It was much more pleasent at smithy.

I'm back from my research assignment in Vegas. It will take a few weeks to re-acclimate my body to a normal state. An array of experiments were conducted on various disciplines of pleasure and indulgence. Good to see that the PDX gang is up to the same old shit. 'Hey dude, lets come up with an excuse to drink and party' Chris: I want to hear about RR and JT.

You forgot to mention Oregon's strip club scene. Full nude hot chics on the dance floor, booze and brew served by bikini babes. It's the best in the US.

Train them to skirt shit on Mazama parties. Don't look up or you'll get an eye full.

Wayne, we need you to show us the way. Since you left for the flash and glitter of the big city, the same ole stuff gets re-climbed week in and week out. Come back to P-town and rejuvenate the Oregon climbing scene.

Nisqually Ice Fall vs. MtnHigh and company Score: 2 - 0 It has avi'ed me off and sucked a partner into a crevasse

I don't know about you, but I stayed dry, however, my girlfriend got real wet last night

Tim and I were thinking the same thing while sitting on the east morraine of the Coe looking up at the two routes. It would be a long burly climb. Bring it on man!

Tim, the link to the photos is kaputz

I have the software and skills to 'brush away' any irregularities in a photo. CC ladies, send me your nude pics and I'll make you look more beautiful then you could imagine.

I've already fried my high altitude brain cells smoking shitty pot as a teen. I'm immune to the condition. No worries mate.