texplorer

Thumbs up on the new signature, watch out for cougars.

Yellow Aliens are the best piece of pro ever invented. If you don't think so present a 5 page essay or be sprayed.

Actually sk, Rush did loose weight. He is skinny now as a result of his discovery that he has diabetes. He does like to smoke cigars. You never know, I could see him smokin a big stogie with Jim Bridwell picking out their new line on el cap.

Prussik Peak is a dangerous place! After a ten mile hike in through a "jungle" of fallen giant trees and 6000ft of elevation gain you might arrive at the base. Once there you must fend off blood sucking snafflehounds and rabid cougars. If this would not be enough there are occasionally horny goats up there too (famous for their aphrodisiatic properties). Beware: the lake supposedly is home to several of the legendary Alpine Hookers. Though rarely seen and spoken of only under ones breath, the "AK's" have been known to lure climbers away from the angelic mountains surrounding them. Once a climber succumbs he begins to climb less and less and is sucked into the dreaded hell known as marraige. The climb itself is relatively moderate with only 50ft pro-less sections, only one death chimney, and most of the route is only slightly overhanging. Recommended Rack: 10lbs horsecock 1lb cheese (keep it in your pocket) Lots of Crack-em-ups 1 quintessential bad partner 2 yellow aliens One final note: If you are thinking about doing this route -think again. Your gonna die in the Chimneys!

So Matt, did you say you've done Liberty Crack? I was wondering what it goes free at/ or if you had to hammer on it.

It's like playing chess or checkers. They are played on the same looking board and both require strategy but are different games. Trad just happens to be my favorite cause you get to play with alot more cool toys than sport climbers. Oh, and you don't have to wear striped lycra either.

Sexual Choco is a guy!

YOUR ALL GONNA DIE !!!!!

Nice job crackman, steve, and Matt. Haven't seen you guys in awhile but great to hear you guys are still pimpin it in the backcountry. I tried the route last year as well in the early season. My parnter, Zenolith, and I were turned back by the same rime ice on the ridge and really high winds. The conditions can change quickly however up there. Just a few weeks after our attempt I saw pics of the ridge completely free of ice. Hopefully I'll be going back to send this fine route later this year. Carpe Diem

Bonita!!!!!! Whaz up Bitches!!!! If you are reading this and not laughing your not in on the joke.

Three of us scored 4 cams, a keyhole hanger, a low-ball and several nuts and biners from the base of the trade routes there in a couple of hours. Its good to be a pirate ARRRRRR!!!!

Greetings fellow Portlanders, You guys make me drool of my fav Lucky Lab Brew. I too have slept many a nights just yards from the Brewery. Right now I'm getting honed here at Indian Creek but the beer is so freaking week. Never, never, never have a Utah pub club unless you need to rehydrate after a hot day at the crags. I can't wait to get to the Valley and have a big old E. Good luck on the assembly gentlemen and if your lucky, ladies. Until I return to the motherland -Carpe Diem aka Drink your asses off.

While balanced on one foot on the summit of ancient art

When I did the Coop Spur it was in July and instead of 50 f-ing degrees it was more like 60+ at the top in mushy conditions with a partner who was wearing crampons for the first time. I wasn't thinking about how scary it was. I was thinking lets get off this thing before it gets any warmer and we ride a big snow slide to our death. At the top we had to traverse around the stuff they call rock up there to the right to make the summit. Now, anything below 50 degrees is a slog.

You guys can have booze and Gu parties where you stay up 60 hours straight listening to butt rock.

Will do erik

I will be there in a week or so. Carpe Diem

So if I'm eating my 10999th packet of Gu while driving in Seattle and your wife starts screaming and banging on my window can I wipe a little GU on her face and cap her ass off with a thoroughly shaken colt 45 tall boy.

You guys should stick to climbing and stay away from the poetry shit

You must have spent alot of money. Beer is expensive over there. It's libel to be a bit frigid over there right now.

Well Cody that depends on your definition of ice. Your more likely to get in some really scary dry-tooling but if anyone can find ice, herbs, or general debauchery in P-town, Will's the man. There have been rumors that from time to time the gorge has ice for short periods. In some cases you have a matter of hours to take advantage of the conditions. Anyhow, good luck to you gentlemen on your ice capades.

That black spider looks like a total choss climb. Someday when my balls grow a bit more I'll do it and yockum both. By then I'll be able to write my book about all my partners that have died climbing with me and I'll put a cool pic of the BS route on my cover that will kick wicky's yockum ridge pic. . . or I'll just climb south side for the 100th time. [ 03-16-2002: Message edited by: texplorer ]

That Methusy crap only applies to bible believers.

Great topic kweb, I have wondered about this also. Good luck on the big D

Doesn't Mystic have some kind of dance that he does?