texplorer

[ 06-28-2002, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: texplorer ]

I hate the f-ing rain. Shasta looks sunny though.. . .

an admirable description, and he shares his horsecock too. Now that is a real man.

Welcome the CC website Jobe, sit back and enjoy the spray. That is our initiating the feeble. If you can take all our shit then you might be able to brave our approaches. Then well let you start spraying about renegade bolters.

Definetely Spray Dennis . . Spray like you've never sprayed before. [ 06-28-2002, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: texplorer ]

Perhaps we need to have a pubclub debolting party? That really pisses me off.

So . . uh h. .. I don't know how to say this. uh I climbed the south side of hood once. What do you guys think about attempting the Willis Wall on Raineer right now? I hear its a bit more challenging and steep. In my ass. . er assessment I estimate that all them rocks and snow cookies will just fly over my head on a steep route. What do you guys think. Also if I have to use my cell to call the rescue on a steep slope maybe the copter won't crash. I'm flyin up from florida tomorrow. Yeeee haaaa

I like how everything under 5.9 is sometimes referred to as an obvious gulley and over 5.9 is mid- 5th class in Beckey's books. Sandbagging is the sign of a true hardman or a wanker so be careful who you are.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: It shows what a looooser in the brain some people truly are Classic!!

Polish sausage is a big step down from Horsecock but is banning the answer. Why can't we all just get along.

go for it! What's the worst that could happen- you could die. My partners don't know it but I climb on a booty spectra sling.

Why not do both. Horsecock with Gu as a condom-ent

I heard they were on a 30+ hour push! Hardcore man . . or should I say Horsecore. Mama when I grow up I wanna be a climber.

I think you'll be ok as long as your shoes don't stretch that much. I have several pairs of shoes for different occasions but my overall shoes are the good ol Moccasym. They are snug but don't curl my toes over so I can get em in cracks.

Who cares, this is a climbing website. Please don't post another line about how you can't find an alpine hooker or how you women can haul all your own crap. The answer is yes there are girls who climb -they are out climbing right now while your sappy ass is on here; some even can carry all their own crap and climb way harder than you.

Enough of your games polishbobbi. I spit in your face and jiz in your chalkbag. I bid you adieu with wishes for you to suffer a lycra clad fairy boulderer's death. Until we meet again snafflehound- The Texplorer

You seem to have trouble spelling Bobbi. Are you the ignorant wretch that we think you to be? I am beginning to classify you with those people who bolt great cracks.

OE 800's or King Cobras -which is better?

its not a cockhorse you dimwit. Horsecock: def 1. ambrosia like food consumed by worlds best mountaineers. Known to attract cougars from miles away as well as snafflehounds. 2. the ultimate piece of traditional protection (better than a bolt) 3. a horse's reproductive organ 4. a large object up polishbob's ass 5. a breed of rooster that grows to enormous size 6. texplorer's unit

You can also find a plethora of posting from wankers thoughout the site. A prime specimen can be found in the Yosemite Daze thread. We'll just call him Bob. He trys to derate all other posters until the moderator shuts him down. His posts are classic of the lack of intellect which the "crackbaby sprayer" exhibits. These once endangered posters have made a comeback recently. Cheerio CC.comers

I squeezed a big polishbob out just today. lil bastard cloged up the loo!

Not surprised your posting from the Shitter. I guess you get to look at alot of cornholes down there and swim around with your kind.

I bet you could pick up some alpine hookers in that thing.

In the end there can be only Spray.

Maybe polish bobby is a priest. .? . . Maybe he is the pope himself. . oh wait a minute the pope already surfs this site.