texplorer

Enough of your games polishbobbi. I spit in your face and jiz in your chalkbag. I bid you adieu with wishes for you to suffer a lycra clad fairy boulderer's death. Until we meet again snafflehound- The Texplorer

You seem to have trouble spelling Bobbi. Are you the ignorant wretch that we think you to be? I am beginning to classify you with those people who bolt great cracks.

OE 800's or King Cobras -which is better?

its not a cockhorse you dimwit. Horsecock: def 1. ambrosia like food consumed by worlds best mountaineers. Known to attract cougars from miles away as well as snafflehounds. 2. the ultimate piece of traditional protection (better than a bolt) 3. a horse's reproductive organ 4. a large object up polishbob's ass 5. a breed of rooster that grows to enormous size 6. texplorer's unit

You can also find a plethora of posting from wankers thoughout the site. A prime specimen can be found in the Yosemite Daze thread. We'll just call him Bob. He trys to derate all other posters until the moderator shuts him down. His posts are classic of the lack of intellect which the "crackbaby sprayer" exhibits. These once endangered posters have made a comeback recently. Cheerio CC.comers

I squeezed a big polishbob out just today. lil bastard cloged up the loo!

Not surprised your posting from the Shitter. I guess you get to look at alot of cornholes down there and swim around with your kind.

I bet you could pick up some alpine hookers in that thing.

In the end there can be only Spray.

Maybe polish bobby is a priest. .? . . Maybe he is the pope himself. . oh wait a minute the pope already surfs this site.

a 5.10 offwidth up higher. . . I don't remember that on the topo or on route . . . I must have cruised that pitch without even noticing.

Sounds like you have done your share of time on the jugs too. Do you count jugging without touching the rock a "free ascent". oooohhhh The nose in a day-its a fairy crack. Try the Salathe where you can't aid your sport crimpin 5.13 ass up an offwidth hollow flake with no pro. ooohhh the Matterhorn. That is the Mt Hood of the alps. It goes all the way up to what 16,000. Anyway, I don't care if you've climbed 5.15 or a double corniced ridge at 20,000ft. Climbing is about internal struggles, adventure, and friends having a good time. I don't even spray boulderers, ok well sometimes. If that is what their cup of tea then let them have it. As for you . . . well your a sad posturing lad.

If you think truck drivers can hold themselves locked off with one arm and possess balls the size of a rhino's then yes, even a truck driver can aid. Obviously you have not aided your fat ass up anything but the handrail in your bathtub.

For your info Bobbi, I rappeled the "4th class." and. . . I still haven't seen you post any of your "gnarly" climbs yet.

Good luck Phili, From one ex-tex to another who has climbed at Mineral Wells and the Wichita Refuge. Yeeehaaaa! One thing to remember when you travel in the northwest- watch out for cougars and bring pleny of horsecock (fred beckey's food of choice)

Yes, yet another stupid post on this topic: It depends on your comfort level. I have soloed up to 5.8 but have belayed many easier pitches. In the specific instance you mentioned -quarter of a mile of easier terrain I would say the average alpinist would either solo or keep the rope on and perhaps put in an occasional piece of pro if the going gets tricky. Every case is different. If this is a short route and it is early in the day you can pitch it out. If it is a grade V, however, and you have 20 pitches to go your had better be at least simuling this kind of terrain.

K2 . . .I heard its a walk up like the south side of hood that guys in their 40's go try and die on cause us young guys are too poor to get there. (yes I am a smart ass -no disrespect for your friends on the hill)

I don't hear you talking about your lame ass ass-ents Bobby Pollack boy. Lets hear about your "redpoints." I mean I was on some overhanging "4th class" in the valley. I have been looking for someone to derate lately.. . . .

No, he's a priest

Crankin! Nice job Will, way to go balls out. Might be in Squamy over the 4th?

#1 Fred Beckey (with no pack) #2 Willy Strickland (herb supplier) #3 The Capt'n (the quintessential partner) #4 Mr 3 foot long Horsecock

There are lots of scramblers out there karen. Personally I don't like the Jeeps that much though, I would prefer a big desiel rig with a nice camper on the back.

The one downside to hauling 40 lbs of horsecock down a 10 mile trail.

I had a Metolious pro deal too and have yellow TCUs too. They just aren't the shit. But I will give in to horsecock. It is truly the ultimate piece of pro. The pro you can eat!

I'll be there for at least a week too. What are you guys planning to climb while there. Anyone interested in the Rostrum or I could be convinced to get back on the Steck-Salathe again. Can't wait to crank some king cobras too.