texplorer

What many of you may not understand is that Trask has undergone a rigorous "clockwork orange" type rehab process. When he says or types a message having to do with lude behavior he feels an intense pain to his groin area much the same as a swift kick to the region. Since his graduation from the program a week ago things have been hard for him. After rolling around for 3 days on the floor in what appeared to be extreme pain he used the sharp edge of a CD to castrate himself. Little did he know that his pain comes from programming in his brain that occurs whether he has testicles or not. Please, Trask needs your help. Every time you see one of his snide posts just think of the pain he is enduring to maintain his status as "forum perv" on this site. Please do not taunt him. He is in a very sensitive time right now. Tex, Snafflehound Rescue Agency Chairman

So . . soloing in the dark, on a climb you have never been on before, after you have had a few beers, and no headlamp, might be dangerous. Well, I never would have guessed?

We can bill the movie,"Vertical limit meets Requim for a dream with a suprise twist like in Aspen Extreme."

Oh no, I posted to the wrong address. Ah well, Scotteryx and I have formed a new alliance. I am now going to be a breeder of the famous Cashmere cougars. It turns out that my snafflehound farm will provide a perfect food supply for my new endeavor. PS Dear Gu Industries, I hearby resign my post as chief Gu-sucker. Your operations have been a joke for some time. I cannot seriously endorse a product that uses snafflehound semen for a performance enhancing product.

Dear Gu, The new vanilla gu-nuts work great. I was actually able to send a beckey 5.8 without bonking. I also found that extra residue worked well in holding the nuts in place. Unfortunately the 3 cases you sent me were destroyed by cougars and snafflehounds in the parking lot. Next week hope to get you a report on the new gu-draws as I am heading to the land of lycra and DFA. PS I believe a powerbar spy got off some shots of me using the new gu-nuts. There are even rumors these may have found their way to the internet. I will go through the usual protocols of debunking the photos with wild lies and general stupidity.

...which I was very happy to see when I showed up under the branch lookin' for a MANLY-GIRL!! I thought to myself, "Those snafflehounds are kinda cute". So I dressed them up in leather, gave them a crew cut and began a hoe-down complete with beanie-weenies and square dancing. Later, I took those little critters into the woods and one by one I gave them all a...

HEY BOYZ!! Come to mama!!! You guys think I'm joking. I am as serious as a (formerly) male lesbian on estrogen can be. I NEED A MANLY-GIRL. If I can't find one then any man who will act like a girl will do. I want a girl with chest hair and a deep voice to help me punch my cows. All of you people who climb with me are ON MY LIST! I will share my Coleman tent with you and we can snuggle. Kisses!

Lookie here Dave. Good men are hard to find. Especially if you are as studly as I was before I got on the drugs. Men seem to like women better so here I am, playin' the other side of the barbwire so to speak, lookin' for any kind of lover I can find. Dave, you like eclipses? Mee too! Let's meet! Warm hugs for you all.

'scuuuse me boyz!!!! don't drift my thread. I am out lookin' for a manly-girl and you are talking about EEEEEEE!!!! I am so frustrated i could spit! This is a serious thread about my dire need for love. Please get your gutter talk out of my little area!

...come to me baby. I need a partner to share my Coleman tent while we do a three day siege on the south side of Mt Hood. We will eat beanie-weenies and corn bread. If you are good I'll let you jangle my spurs and ride my donkey.

I think it's a good idea really. I am looking for a manly-girl and if I can git her out into the woods, all the better!!

No. Karsten is a girly name already. Don't you think? You lookin' for a rowdy bronco dru-baby?

For those of you who know me I have made some changes. I am now a lesbian. Don't ask how this is possible, just trust me sweeties. I have always been the best climber on this board, but now that I am taking estrogen I have better flexibility and look better in short shorts. If you see me at the crags, just whistle and hoot. I like that kind of thing. I am looking for a manly girl to teach to be the second best climber on this board. If you are a manly girl, or just look good in a crew cut, please post a message to me. Love ya.

JK, be sure and make sure SK's chastity harness is doubled back before she leaves.

Snafflehoundevous starts tonight and will proceed into full force tommorrow morning. Patrons promise fun, booze, hard music, hard climbing, and yes even women.

To those of you saying this weekend at leavenworth is going to be a sausagefest. You are sadly mistaken . Texplorer will be there, so it's going to be a horsecockfest.

Just another shamless promotion of a similar business. Singles looking for love and convenience can get a two for one trips organized by the Eugene based Snafflehound Equipment Inc. (SEI) and Cascadeclimbers.com. The two companies have teamed up to offer fast and easy hookups while in the backcountry. "The interactive activities are a great, low pressure way to get some in the backcountry without having to hear the usual bitching that bringing a girlfriend along would usually incur." says Trask. The company can provide companionship and eliminate the need of the dreaded same sex spooning common with cc.com posters. Even if clients that don't make a love connection more than 3 times on the trip say they, "would do it again in a heartbeat." Maybe climbers finally can ease their sexual tensions while away from civilization.

Yes, just changed my sig

I would fly more but I am scared of the the flying cougars. Every now and then you also hear of a snafflehound getting sucked into the the intake too. Flying is just too risky these days.

I also have a Yates adjustable daisy w/ screamer that I use instead of the traditional fifi. It makes for moving into delicate placements smoother and faster on easier aid.

Have you seen my red stapler?

silly canadian, Ford tuff is an extremely difficult stream crossing.

I don't read so I recommend you all go climbing. Much more stimulating than vegetating in front of a book. Sure you'll be more educated, intellectual, blah blah blah, but I'll be a better climber. come on: 5 pages?

Yea, ya know hacky sack. No, SK your mind is in the usual place. he he. Sadly she has a boyfriend but hey I can buy the calender

Oh I forgot to mention the other day SK that I met two of the girls from the the stone nudes calender in Yos. One was kinda blah the other. . . well. . yummy. She even played a little hack with me.