texplorer

@#@(*#@ = fuckin'

That's cause Skiing is easy.

Isn't Prussik's west ridge one of the 50?

Dear Dirtbag Standards Committee, I am outraged at the proposal that I be ousted this presigous organization. Just last year I was awarded the lifetime dirtbag groveling award which I cherish each day almost as much as my red aliens. The small duct-tape award sits right next to my most prized booty and chopped bolts. I admit I slept indoors, ate hot meals, and made use of a hottub but I did so at no cost to myself (unless you include me whoring out my body for sexual favors and ropegunning all day). It is true I did make mention of the mythical climbing girlfriend. Just as my ground breaking research revealed the rare Beckey Alpine Snaffle to the world I am in search of the tamed version of the common alpine hooker -aka climbing girlfriend. I don't want to say anything until I am positive I have found this mythical creature (and Nat'l Geographic has my exclusive pics). You must have guile and dedication to trap this elusive creature. Both Ivan and Rbw both were in the presence of one of these "climbing gfs" but I'll bet that even they didn't get more than a glimse the elusive and shy creatures. In short, I think the actions I displayed this weekend should be encouraged and edified for as a role model for our younger dirtbag members. I have not given up my db roots for the life of luxury. After all I did miss out on sipping on a little jack while freezing my ass off around a pile of burning palletes. I still have duct-tape on every piece of outer wear I own and I still eat yogurt with my finger. I urge you to reconsider your actions to kick me out of a your great organization. Texplorer Carpe Diem

All you need as far as big gear for the gendarme is one 3.5 camalot.

What exactly do you mean by Crag or Rock Forum?

The Chimney pitches on epinepherine -redrocks The Narrows pitch on the Steck-Salathe -sentinal, yosemite That widening .9 on the west side of the Jello Tower (Crack o' doom?) Agree with: The bone top pitch on prussik's south face

Had a good day at Smith on Sat climbing moderates with g-friend and friends. Was actually really good weather for climbing but after waking up to two inches of snow in sisters we decided not to climb on sun.

Gentlemen, the lycra gauntlet has been thrown down. Who will rise to meet DFA's challenge. Quickdraw vs Cam handjam vs crimper nut tool vs stickclip Who deserves to be the king cock on the rock?

Those metolious shorts the @#$%. I have a pair I wore everyday for a month. Do they still make those? RBW??

Maybe that 24 hour hike is even better than my hike. I could stand to see more "seanery" like that .

Must be a sportclimber

A stone nude

There is a great climb I like to do. Its' called "hill climb 2" on the stairmaster. It's at the U of O rec center in front of the elipticals and behind the treadmills. The footing is always good and there are no downhill sections.

Yes DFA, When your a crack-whore like me you loose track of those things in life that are really important like: -maintaining your top 3 position on the # of posts list -spraying any new posters into oblivion with ridicule and derogatory remarks -continuing the epic bolting saga -keeping all six avatars around -working -relationships with non-climbers

. . . some of us had spring break last week. Contemplating staying home - sleeping in, watching 24hr war coverage, breathing in loads of green smoke and munching on doritos vs. Going to the Utah desert I opted for the ladder. -Aide ladder that is. Teamed up with some fellow students and climbed the Titan. Its not as bad as the stories and actually a pretty fun route in a beautiful place. Contemplating rain I then headed to the "crack-house" where I proceeded to transform my hands into bloody pulps in the never-ending roof crack never more than 6ft from the ground. After getting my whoopin there I met up with some friends from Ohio (yes there are climbers from the midwest) and we did Jah-Man on the sis superior. Finally, we headed to Indian Creek where I proceeded to get more whoopins but managed to crank out some harder cracks and even put up a nice new .10-.11 route on an obscure will that no one will ever climb. Lots of the full-timers were out. I saw Potter and Davis (both with their hands taped) and several other people you read about in the mags. The weather was a little on the cold side and one evening a wind storm blew away at least three tents. Overall it was a great time and I'll be headed there next year for another round of whoopins.

Its amazing what you can do with those cut and paste photo programs these days skiable terrain doesn't have to be a slog...

I think tex was being a little sarcastic. He really knows that Jeff has some cool routes and there are other "good" mountains in Orygon. The sisters supposedly have some fun routes and even some of difficulty but I hesitate to call them great peaks. Tex probably feels that way because he constantly hears about wankers slogging up them for some "good turns". I guess its just what your after. Oregon does have alot to offer and only now have begun to exhaust its supply of famous lines and routes. That is why I started this post, cause I know there are more gems out there awaiting my hands for jamming. PS Wayne I would hardly say that the rabbit ears and those other gorge "classics" are really spectacular climbs. Fun, IMHO nothing to compare to the rock and mtns up in wash and Druland.

I would personally buy the selected climbs book but OHigh is great for what it covers here in Orygon.

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Dru probably has sk's bike I took up to canada this summer. How else could Dru support his climber/sprayer lifestyle.

I am looking for that "tent game" pigout. If any of you know where to buy it I would like to know. It consists of a small box containing two "pig dice".

Oregon is much more than that. We have one cool mountain, a sporto-destination, and of course lots of choss.

friends, cc.comers,tradmen, Lend me your gear, I come bury sport climbing not to praise it, The bolting men do lives after them, their good is often only in the gym So let it be with sportos For they are all, all honorable men

I think its at 7:30 in the Memorial Union Ballroom at OSU. Admission is FREE. To bad all those suckas had to pay up in Portland.