texplorer

Clever. . . . hell I'm a f@#$%in rocket scientist. Who are you Dry-nad?

Anyone that would say that must be a dickhead.

All this coming from someone who is "in a state of confusion"

2+2=4 4 x 3= 12 There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is the name of a ship. Ships sail in the sea. Fish live in sea. Fish have fins. The Fins fought the Russians. Igor Stravinsky was a Russian. Igor is a composer. Composer. - .com = poser. Scotteryx is a poser. Scotteryx rhymes with pics. Ice tools have pics. Stephen King likes Ice tools. Some say Elvis is the King. Elvis is a singer. Bob Marley is a singer. Marley, "Hopes you like Jammin too." Jah-man is a climb on sister superior. Szyjakowski is a climber. And that's why we should call Szyjakowski Jman.

isn't that usually the case for sporto climbers??? Ditto

Good TR, thanks for not mention how extreme it was. Sometimes the best times are the worst of times. Great job keeping it together and coming back to tell us your story. This is the kind of shit that this website should be about.

ScottP - I tense at the thought of that whirring noise. Also that thudding sound of a cam popping out accompanied by a continued movement in a downward vector.

Yes, I went to Smith this weekend as well. Got spanked on a hard crack, I did. I also saw some canadian dude named Dru down there with a sidekick going by jk wandering through the masses. Late yesterday even experienced a little thunder, lightening, and BB sized hail. Watched a little sporto betty provide great entertainment as she discovered heresy is a water spout whilst trying to retrieve her draws.

You eat shit for breakfast??????

Congrats JoshK, I too will soon join you at 1000.

cuddos to you Ian. Sounds like your a smart climber. I am usually smart but have been known to push through when prudence would warrant retreat.

(when reading this next bit, do so in your best british Richard Attenborough voice) Just as any good hunter knows, Texplorer's "clean cut" appearance and Prana clothing hide his true dirtbag identity and teenage sex-fantasys from his prey. This allows him to get in very, very close and observe this rare creature in its natural environment. And. . in response to "the committee" - the 6 gold plated red and yellow aliens should be arriving at headquarters in the next day or two.

Damn that beckey guide!

Are you talking about that 4th class scramble up in one of those gulleys at Smith. I onsighted the climb but the "obvious decent gulley" was dicey.

Damnation Thanks, That's it! That thing kicks ass in the fun department.

@#@(*#@ = fuckin'

That's cause Skiing is easy.

Isn't Prussik's west ridge one of the 50?

Dear Dirtbag Standards Committee, I am outraged at the proposal that I be ousted this presigous organization. Just last year I was awarded the lifetime dirtbag groveling award which I cherish each day almost as much as my red aliens. The small duct-tape award sits right next to my most prized booty and chopped bolts. I admit I slept indoors, ate hot meals, and made use of a hottub but I did so at no cost to myself (unless you include me whoring out my body for sexual favors and ropegunning all day). It is true I did make mention of the mythical climbing girlfriend. Just as my ground breaking research revealed the rare Beckey Alpine Snaffle to the world I am in search of the tamed version of the common alpine hooker -aka climbing girlfriend. I don't want to say anything until I am positive I have found this mythical creature (and Nat'l Geographic has my exclusive pics). You must have guile and dedication to trap this elusive creature. Both Ivan and Rbw both were in the presence of one of these "climbing gfs" but I'll bet that even they didn't get more than a glimse the elusive and shy creatures. In short, I think the actions I displayed this weekend should be encouraged and edified for as a role model for our younger dirtbag members. I have not given up my db roots for the life of luxury. After all I did miss out on sipping on a little jack while freezing my ass off around a pile of burning palletes. I still have duct-tape on every piece of outer wear I own and I still eat yogurt with my finger. I urge you to reconsider your actions to kick me out of a your great organization. Texplorer Carpe Diem

All you need as far as big gear for the gendarme is one 3.5 camalot.

What exactly do you mean by Crag or Rock Forum?

The Chimney pitches on epinepherine -redrocks The Narrows pitch on the Steck-Salathe -sentinal, yosemite That widening .9 on the west side of the Jello Tower (Crack o' doom?) Agree with: The bone top pitch on prussik's south face

Had a good day at Smith on Sat climbing moderates with g-friend and friends. Was actually really good weather for climbing but after waking up to two inches of snow in sisters we decided not to climb on sun.

Gentlemen, the lycra gauntlet has been thrown down. Who will rise to meet DFA's challenge. Quickdraw vs Cam handjam vs crimper nut tool vs stickclip Who deserves to be the king cock on the rock?

Those metolious shorts the @#$%. I have a pair I wore everyday for a month. Do they still make those? RBW??