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  1. Don't need to be a global citizen because I'm blessed by nationality I'm a member of a growing populace we enforce our popularity There are things that seem to pull us under and there are things that drag us down But there's a power and a vital prescence that's lurking all around we've got the american jesus see him on the interstate we've got the american jesus he helped build the president's estate I feel sorry for the earth's population cause so few live in the USA at least the foreigners can copy our morality they can visit but they cannot stay only precious few can garner the prosperity it makes us walk with renewed confidence We've got a place to go when we die and the architect resides right here we've got the american jesus bolstering thier ship of faith we've got the american jesus overwhelming millions every day he's the farmer's barren fields the force the army wields expressions on the faces of the starving millions the power of the man the fuel that drives the clan he's the motive and the conscience of the murder he's the preacher on t.v. the false sincerity the form letter that's written by the big computers the nuclear bombs and the kids with no moms and I'm fearful that he's inside me yeah we've got the american jesus see him on the interstate we've got the american jesus exercising his authority we've got the american jesus bolstering their ship of faith we've got the american jesus overwhelming millions every day One Nation Under God
  2. I blame the lack of SUVs over there.
  3. Maybe Menezes bought Coldplay tickets for the cop's wife.
  4. many lynchings occurred because the perpetrators of crime, who were often part of the lynching party, found the lynching victims to be useful scapegoats. EG, you rape some woman, then you gather up a posse and hang a black man for the crime of the rape. Then you can take the black man's farm too. I wouldn't be surprised if it eventually comes out that something similar went on here. Menezes has affair with cop's wife - cop shoots Menezes as terrorist?
  5. Dru

    Coldplay

    That's no secret!
  6. Dru

    Purebred Cats

    I bet you've paid a lot more than $300 for pussy over the years.
  7. Or Renton?
  8. It's near Bellingham, right? Or Enumclaw.
  9. Tree killer!
  10. Suburbs as ecological history parks? "If we can't shoot them why is it called tourist season?"
  11. Dru

    Coldplay

    I'm secretly Rod Stewart and Jack White, so there.
  12. http://wireservice.wired.com/wired/story...w=wn_wire_story will rampaging elephants squash your bivi sack at Cochise Stronghold?
  13. But if you ask what Fred thinks of rap placed bolts AT THE CRAGS he is all for it.
  14. Index isn't in the mountains.. it's in the quarries.
  15. The buttress goes at IV 5.8, I believe it was cc.com poster PMS who put it up. See CAJ 1986 or maybe 1988?
  16. Dru

    Religious jokes

    we're the ones on top - replace management with Canada, etc.
  17. Dru

    Religious jokes

    How are Americans like hemmerhoids? When they come up and go back down they are just a temporary nuisance, but when they come up and stay up they're a real pain in the ass.
  18. Dru

    Religious jokes

    In a train car there was a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde, and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After a while, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face." The fat lady thought - "That dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him." The American thought - "That damn Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me." The Canadian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon--so I can smack that stupid American again."
  19. "Before I kill you, can you tell me why you laughed?" "I looked out the window and saw the Polack coming back with a watermelon...."
  20. Dru

    the burn

    ....and the weeping discharge?
  21. I left a fat East German climber on the side of Mt Cook where the Linda meets Zurbriggens for 5 or 6 hours. I wish he'd died though, cause on the way back down his fat ass would always stop moving right under teetering seracs bringing our roped caterpillar to a jerking short roped stop.
  22. ... and duct tape for the gerbils.
  23. Maybe the Settlers can immigrate to the US and start building gated communities on Indian Reserves.
  24. looks clunky, just buy zero cams.
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