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In a train car there was a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde, and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After a while, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face." The fat lady thought - "That dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him." The American thought - "That damn Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me." The Canadian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon--so I can smack that stupid American again."

"Before I kill you, can you tell me why you laughed?" "I looked out the window and saw the Polack coming back with a watermelon...."

....and the weeping discharge?

I left a fat East German climber on the side of Mt Cook where the Linda meets Zurbriggens for 5 or 6 hours. I wish he'd died though, cause on the way back down his fat ass would always stop moving right under teetering seracs bringing our roped caterpillar to a jerking short roped stop.

... and duct tape for the gerbils.

Maybe the Settlers can immigrate to the US and start building gated communities on Indian Reserves.

looks clunky, just buy zero cams.

Damn its good to see the Window and Diamond are reformed. Everyone said they'd be gone for good now. What's next ken Breach Wall on Kili?

that rainbow pride webbing was apparently all the rage in about 1990. since no one has worked it since, it lets you determine the age of the party who rapped off last.

Every time you kill a kitten, God explodes a gel pack somewhere.

In the case of Bush I guess its too late.

Please do not scrub off vegetation which may be needed for winter moss tooling and turf hooking.

mountainguide.com has some tips

is it Snug?

Youve got "Hut Lung", man... we're gonna have to amputate.

Concerning this a man once said: Why such reluctance? If you only followed the parables you yourselves would become parables and with that rid of all your daily cares. –Another said: I bet that is also a parable. –The first said: You have won. –The second said: But unfortunately only in parable. –The first said: No, in reality: in parable you have lost.

I've mastered a margarita.

they must not have wireless internet in Korea or that poor bastard could have kept going even on the pot.

hey did you hear, the split pillar fell off the grand wall today!

Oregon sucks too, but at least their honest about who they are. Colorado sucks the most, however. How did you forget Utah?

The Mousetrap is totally dry, like not even water falling on the waterfall. Sumallo Bluffs much the same.

Rolo Garibotti did it in 6 and change a few years after Alex did it in 8. After Alex was dead IIRC.

That pillar in the middle is 4000' high.

If its very cold you will develop 2 small lumps at the back of the neck. This is called "tunnelling"

"I'm not shearing this sheep with anyone mate!"