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  • Birthday 07/20/1964

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  1. ain't democracy a bitch?

    Nodder hit? Those many multi-millennial days are forever gone, like it's 1999.
  2. Bush-wacking and all the fun that ensues

    Okay, sure, keep on lambasting the Bushes as you will. I don't care. I'm just going to say that we Bush folks got lots of way cooler things to do than post here in Spray. Lots. Cooler. Things. Umkay?
  3. Go Bernie

    I'm shocked to hear anybody calling a doctor a dumb-ass. Obviously, the temerity of Sprayers once again proves boundless, as does their capacity for complete misuse of ordinary English vocabulary! Everybody knows doctors are rilly rilly smart, 'cause they all, like, got into med school 'n shit. KK told me so. Yeah, that's right, you know who I'm talking about, the same KK who couldn't get into med school. But at least he had the humility to understand his failure was because doctors--as well as all first-year med students--are all a lot smarter than you contemptuous hickster wannabes. That said, I'm outta here. And I'm never coming back. Ever!
  4. Go Bernie

    The way I see it, being a hick is a absolutely a matter of choice. You know, a lot of people go into the Republican party being decent human beings, and when they come out, they're hicks. Why is that? Because they chose to. Or maybe because they got too much vaccination at once, which I, speaking from an informed medical perspective, think is the work of the devil. Now, let us all gather together and pound our puds until the cows come home. I like cows. They are so, pastoral. Like heaven, where there's no high-falutin' big bang, or queers and bestiality, or Muslims, 'cause the Bible tells me so.
  5. Go Bernie

    He's neither ignorant nor a hick. And probably has a solid 100 IQ points above yours. Hey, KK, that was Ben on the phone. He was talking about coming over for dinner, to talk about things. And so I figure, no, I'm too fucking stupid to be any kind of worthwhile company for such a stellar loon intellectual. So I sent him over to your place! Ya'll have fun being really smart together an' shit-- maybe break out the single-malt and, well, discuss homosexuality and vaccines and god swill and whatever else you smart people talk about. Umkay? Ya! Have fun!
  6. Go Bernie

    From Ben Carson we can learn so much about opportunities in America. We can, for example, learn that in America it's possible to be an ignorant hick and still be a surgeon.
  7. Ivan: I 1240...GO

    Washington State Supreme Court: Charter schools are unconstitutional
  8. denali?

    Amerkins should be namin' mountins, not no Lashkins or Mexkins an shit. That's why our nesk prezdent gonna name it Trump, after hiself. An put a wall 'round it, ta keep ya leebrul trsh the fuk out. Fukkers. Make 'Merca grate agin!
  9. Go Bernie

    Cheer up, old boy, there's plenty good choices for youz guys: [video:youtube]
  10. Go Bernie

    "Grandpa was a carpenter; he hammered nails in planks. He chain-smoked camel cigarettes, and voted for Eisenhower because Lincoln won the war." Elections matter.
  11. Go Bernie

    So for the next President, it comes to being one of the following: Bernie, Hillary, or Joe. The times, they are changing.
  12. Van Halen

    Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
  13. Van Halen

    Van Halen sucks. Not because they eat bowls of bloody dicks, but because their music is really bad.
  14. Go Bernie

  15. Washington NAACP Street Cred

    For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex. If you have one. Or your color, if you have one of those.
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