denalidave Posted March 28, 2012 Posted March 28, 2012 sounds like you need a better nut tool Or better ankles. Quote
Coldfinger Posted March 28, 2012 Posted March 28, 2012 Actually this one is more of a gnome--not big enough to be troll. Â Could be from Bozeman tho....... Quote
keenwesh Posted March 28, 2012 Posted March 28, 2012 http://nobolts.blogspot.com/2012/02/home-training-center.html  You're in a frat too? come on dude!  watch out, that crack might have to be cleaned periodically of errent ejaculate after those circle jerk hazing "cerimonies" you undoubtably do every weekend. Quote
NoBolts Posted March 28, 2012 Author Posted March 28, 2012 Do I hear a little bit of jealousy? I think so. Quote
keenwesh Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 back from the dead, and it didn't get resurrected in spray, I wonder how long it'll take to devolve into the online equivalent of a wiffleball bat fight in the ball pit of the local mcdonalds... Â (or has that already happened?) Quote
Plaidman Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 (edited) a wiffleball bat fight in the ball pit of the local mcdonalds... Â I'd buy a ticket to see that! Edited March 29, 2012 by Plaidman Quote
AlpineK Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 Ya know, If you tie a rope around a tennis ball and practice tossing it you can hook flakes and cracks a lot higher up than your wimpy BD hook. Quote
G-spotter Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 Ya know, If you tie a rope around a tennis ball  Monkey fist? Quote
keenwesh Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 tie the rope around your nuts and throw them up there. depending on your age they might be longer then your rope in which case you wouldn't even have to tie anything to them! Â Quote
AlpineK Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 Ya know, If you tie a rope around a tennis ball  Monkey fist?  [img:center]http://images.wikia.com/disney/images/0/0f/Fist.jpg[/img] Quote
JoshK Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 This has to be a joke. I can't believe anybody would actually be dumb enough to think his medical expenses should be covered for pulling something like that. Though I do plan on suing the Home Depot if I ever get hurt when using bits of slung 2x4s to protect wide cracks. Not a good trolling attempt, but he gets a few bonus points for amusement. Quote
AlpineK Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 BD Nut Tools are so 20th Century  [video:youtube] Quote
sobo Posted April 1, 2012 Posted April 1, 2012 If that pic is not staged, I am left in wonder that you have managed to survive this long. Â Oh, and go back in and edit your photo size down. Superhuge pics are so fucking annoying... Quote
AlpineK Posted April 1, 2012 Posted April 1, 2012 If that pic is not staged, I am left in wonder that you have managed to survive this long. Oh, and go back in and edit your photo size down. Superhuge pics are so fucking annoying...  I'm tempted to dump that post based on picture size Quote
billcoe Posted April 1, 2012 Posted April 1, 2012 Hey all To start off I wanted to tell you a bit about my climbing resume. I am an East Coast trad climber with limited experience, and you will never spot me clipping a bolt. I've redpointed tons of routes in the gym, and people seem to really like my enthusiasm for the climbing culture when I yell beta like "Let's go! and Venga!".  Ok, so back to why I am really here. I am currently sitting at my desk with 2 broken ankles because I took a 40ft whipper when usin my BD nut tool as a sky hook. I ran out of protection at the crux sequence and had to aid through a very technical 5.9+ section while bypassing three bolts. The improvised sky hook worked well until I tried to use it in a "stein pull" placement, and it surprisingly fractured, leading to my fall.  BD has been unresponsive to my requests for them to pay for my medical treatment, even though it was an obvious result of gear failure. What do you guys think?  I wonder what Jesse Jackson would say about this? It was, after all, a BLACK nut tool that fucked up a (incredibly pale, clearly a sun deprived Northwesterner or a Minnesota lad) white boy....hmmmm....Yeah, didn't think he'd speak on this one.      Jesse? Where are ya babe???? .......WAIT! HERE HE IS HERE HE IS!!!!   Thats all you need to know. If you need to borrow Buddy the bong hitting bears imaginary bong to recoup, maybe we could work something out. You could do a nut tool hooking seminar for us. Here is is drawing too deep, again, and trying to stifle a cough. Again.  BTW, Steve Byrne related that he got 3/4 of the way up Mescalito on his first solo one winter long time back and needed to make 2 hook moves in a row. Tragically, (over used word, it wasn't really a tragedy:-) he was standing on his only hook. So he swapped out his hook for his fifi..... ....then took a 40 footer when it slipped. Might have already passed the statute of limitations for a lawsuit though.  Way to be creative bra! Maybe ya need some gore pics of the bone sticking out 4 inches to troll a few more in. A for effort still. Nice. What else is happening on Minnesota climbing.com these days? Long winters up there eh?? LOL!   Quote
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