Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

[Son_of_Caveman]

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me,

I voted for Clinton- Gore." So, I sat down and

reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for

what you have done, specifically:

 

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers,

Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning,

Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave

anyone out?

 

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral

sex. I had really planned to wait until they were

older to discuss it with them, but now they know more

about it than I did as a senior in college.

 

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in

the work place

(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and

all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is.

It really is great to know that certain sexual acts

are not sex, and one person may have sex while the

other one involved does NOT have sex.

 

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of

impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that

the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could

be plausible after all.

 

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent,

Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest,

Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look

moral.

 

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who

have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have

fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic

campaign fund raising.

 

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4

imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55

criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions

(so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

 

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,

"gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all

over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as

necessary trips.

 

9. Thank you, also,! for "finding" millions of

dollars--- I really didn't need it in the first place,

and I can't think of a more well deserving group of

recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel

for all of your globe- trotting. I understand you, the

family and your cronies have logged in more time

aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

 

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for

the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted

felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin

society.

 

11. Thanks also for removing the White House

silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the

pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts

you've received from your "friends."

 

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of

the White House for vandalizing and destroying

government property on the way out. I also appreciate

removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,

linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic

compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The

weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax

dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

 

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the

$8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all"

book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your

memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

 

14. The last and most important point - thank you for

forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist

pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in

1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him.

As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in

1993, Israel had to agree to release so- called

"political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not

release any with blood on their hands. The American

President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary

of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all

prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed

and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane

into Tower One of the World Trade Center. Th! is was

reported by many of the American TV networks at the

time that the terrorists were first identified. It was

censored in the US from all later reports. Why

shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

 

What a guy!!

 

If you agree that the American public must be made

aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America

and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so

wisely and frugally.

 

SINCERELY, A US Citizen

 

PS Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore

for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would

not be able to send this wonderful factual e- mail

[b-rock]

Thank you Rush.

[Mr._Natural]

[freeclimb9]

Speaking of truth, your point 14 doesn't qualify as such. It's a rumor started nearly a year ago, and was disproven (http://www.snopes.com/rumors/atta.htm). As if the other 13 were factual

You really got an 8 y/o daughter? You really don't know how George Sr. sabotaged the White House offices upon his departure (way worse than taking the "W" off of keyboards)? It's all so much grousing and last millenium. I'm actually surprised that you're not blaming the current state of the US and World economy on Clinton.

[Son_of_Caveman]

I am blaming it on him and anyone in power like him. Thankfully now stronger heads will prevail.

 

That little letter wasn't to start another thread on politics. I just thought it pertained somehow.

 

Go back to sleep everybody.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

SoC/Trask, you're as amusing as a box of rocks, and almost as smart.

 

Go back to the main ward, it's time for your meds!

[Dru]

what are the forums trask is cutting and pasting this off of? who is this cooper fellow?

 

BTW: When Baffin Island got sattelite TV in the 1980's one of the channels they got was the Playboy Channel. A local minister reported coming into a home one day to find two elderly Inuit women watching the aforementioned channel. He was a bit surprised but thought he would use this as a discussion point for a sermon or counselling. Then one of the women spoke to the other one: "Look at that Millie, the white people take off their clothes to make love !"

[Muir_on_Saturday]

On an unrelated note, my name now appears on the the "Not in Our Names" petition:

 

web page

 

scroll down to Saturday, Muiron

 

[ScottP]

I twould be a huge waste of time refuting your list of statements, but I gotta step in on #2...

If your 8 year old has been exposed to the media to the level you describe, you aren't doing your job as a parent.

 

BTW-Bummer about never getting any until the end of your college career.

[Son_of_Caveman]

Scott, I didn't write that you nitwit. I cut and pasted it from my email. I agree with all of it though. Like I said, just something to think about. Dru, Jeff Cooper is a retired Marine Col. and gun writer/philosopher. He's pretty conservative...that's obvious. He started Gunsite Ranch years ago, which was a gun training place. Anyway, I like reading his shit and throw some in around here once in awhile to see if you fuckers are awake or not. Besides, although this is a climbing site, if that was all we ever talked about, I fear this site would quickly die...or at least bore to tears. I like the occasional political shit to spice the place up. Just my .02 DFA you faggot, eat balls!

 

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[Muir_on_Saturday]

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gun writer/philosopher

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that's precious

[Son_of_Caveman]

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Originally posted by Muir on Saturday:

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Originally posted by Son of Caveman:

gun writer/philosopher

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that's precious

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did it make you all warm and fuzzy?

[Muir_on_Saturday]

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Originally posted by Son of Caveman:

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Originally posted by Muir on Saturday:

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Originally posted by Son of Caveman:

gun writer/philosopher

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that's precious

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did it make you all warm and fuzzy?

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just fuzzy

 

[Fairweather]

Fear not, Son of Caveman. I got your six.

 

You almost forgot to mention the most egregious breach of trust-some might say treason-of the Clinton presidency: Accepting $200,000 for the DNC in exchange for a rocket (read: missile) staging technology transfer to the Chinese govt.

 

And lets not forget Somalia and 19 dead US Army Rangers and the Clinton/Aspin team that denied them the armor they needed to do their job.

 

Bill Clinton. Bastard.

[Son_of_Caveman]

Phuck Fairweather, almost forgot about those. I'm sure a massive list could be compiled if we really thought about it. Worst President ever = Slick Willy

[AlpineK]

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Originally posted by Son of Caveman:

Phuck Fairweather, almost forgot about those. I'm sure a massive list could be compiled if we really thought about it. Worst President ever = Slick Willy

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Don't be so bitter. I can come up with worse like Nixon for example.

[Son_of_Caveman]

Kurt, Nixon made some mistakes but isn't in the same league as Clinton. Clinton is a goddamned psychotic megalomaniac.

[Fence_Sitter]

WTF?!?! you cant tell me that as president of teh U.S. he couldn't find a hotter intern?!?!? shit! you should see the interns my uncle has...just dont tell his wife...

[offwidthclimber]

and you can thank our current president (and his daughters) for teaching your 8 year old about drug and alcohol abuse and underage drinking.

 

[Off_White]

Gawd Trask, lets get your "real" moniker up and running so you can drop this sycophantic "pretty please I wanna be in your posse" nom de plume.

 

Do you honestly belive Clinton was the worst president ever? You listen to too much talk radio. How about Gerald Ford (with Henry Kissinger) who gave the green light to Suharto to invade the newly independent East Timor and kill 500,000 civilians. At least he didn't lie about getting blow jobs.

[Son_of_Caveman]

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Originally posted by Off White:

Gawd Trask, lets get your "real" moniker up and running so you can drop this sycophantic "pretty please I wanna be in your posse" nom de plume.

 

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Well you'll have to talk to Jon about that. gappertimmy says I'm still alive...somewhere out there.

[AlpineK]

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Originally posted by Son of Caveman:

Kurt, Nixon made some mistakes but isn't in the same league as Clinton. Clinton is a goddamned psychotic megalomaniac.

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Nixon could have recieved a number of felony convictions if he didn't have Ford to pardon him. Breaking into the DNC office, his enemy list, covering up Watergate, etc. I think Nixon beats Clinton hands down when it comes to psychotic megalomaniacs.

[Jim]

The beat goes on.

 

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[Scott_J]

To the Son of Caveman. Thanks for the posting. Most of this I have read before. Seeing your post gives me faith that there are more of us out there.

Its amusing to see the responce from the limp dicks out there. If anyone grinds into their agenda they squeal like little piggies.

[Son_of_Caveman]

I know, "ain't it wonderful?"

 

Jesse Ventura for Pres. and The Motor City Rocker for VP. in 2004. Both 2nd amendment advocates, and both pro military.

 

HooRah!!!

 

[ 11-20-2002, 08:53 AM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]