kevbone Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN0kPEOW1EQ Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 Well, I guess that explains the mess we're in, then. Quote
kevbone Posted December 23, 2009 Author Posted December 23, 2009 More like you've seen Goatse   No g spotter. I have never seen you. Quote
billcoe Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 So is Valerie Bertanelli Mary cause she slept with him? Quote
Pete_H Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 Mary fucked God? What sort of bible did you read? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 The Holy Spirit appeared to Mary and, badabing, badaboom, she was with child. You'll have to talk to the Vatican about the details, but their customer support line appears to have been disabled after the altar boy thing. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 The Holy Trinity: Mary, the Holy Spirit, and a couple of bottles of chilled Blue Nun. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 Religion is such a target rich environment. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and... ...yeah, fuck that. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 I wonder if he ever claimed he was the Son of God, he was told he was the Son of God, or somebody just made that shit up later? Biblical scholars? A little help here.... Â I imagine a little editing has gone a long way in the Bible. Like the part where the Holy Spirit appeared to Mary...in the form of a drunken centurion... Quote
ZimZam Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 So is Valerie Bertanelli Mary cause she slept with him? Â No she's not Mary. Mary ain't freaky like Val. But when she was doin' the ZZ at three in the morning she kept screamin, "Oh God. Oh God. Jeebus Christ." Quote
ScottP Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 (Arguably) Clapton is god Clapton plays back up to John Lee Hooker ergo John Lee Hooker is god. Quote
kevbone Posted December 24, 2009 Author Posted December 24, 2009 (Arguably) Clapton is god Clapton plays back up to John Lee Hooker ergo John Lee Hooker is god. Â Â Clapton sucks compared to Eddie. Quote
Phil K Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 Clapton sucks compared to Eddie. Â You're confusing quantity with quality. Quote
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