kevbone Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN0kPEOW1EQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 put down the crack pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstach Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Well, I guess that explains the mess we're in, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 23, 2009 Author Share Posted December 23, 2009 Mess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 More like you've seen Goatse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Cut the mullett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No. 13 Baby Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 23, 2009 Author Share Posted December 23, 2009 More like you've seen Goatse   No g spotter. I have never seen you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 So is Valerie Bertanelli Mary cause she slept with him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Mary fucked God? What sort of bible did you read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 The Holy Spirit appeared to Mary and, badabing, badaboom, she was with child. You'll have to talk to the Vatican about the details, but their customer support line appears to have been disabled after the altar boy thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 The Holy Trinity: Mary, the Holy Spirit, and a couple of bottles of chilled Blue Nun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Religion is such a target rich environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and... ...yeah, fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 Yes...poor Joseph (H)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I wonder if he ever claimed he was the Son of God, he was told he was the Son of God, or somebody just made that shit up later? Biblical scholars? A little help here.... Â I imagine a little editing has gone a long way in the Bible. Like the part where the Holy Spirit appeared to Mary...in the form of a drunken centurion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 So is Valerie Bertanelli Mary cause she slept with him? Â No she's not Mary. Mary ain't freaky like Val. But when she was doin' the ZZ at three in the morning she kept screamin, "Oh God. Oh God. Jeebus Christ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 (Arguably) Clapton is god Clapton plays back up to John Lee Hooker ergo John Lee Hooker is god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 (Arguably) Clapton is god Clapton plays back up to John Lee Hooker ergo John Lee Hooker is god. Â Â Clapton sucks compared to Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil K Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Clapton sucks compared to Eddie. Â You're confusing quantity with quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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