olyclimber Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 had a mid-twenties dude come to by door and ask if I would like some free steaks after today...as the stories goes....he had to make a "big delivery" in the neighborhood, and had these "left over". It seemed very, very suspicious...and as it turn out he returned with a big box with his friend who I can only describe as "the Closer" (think Glenn garry, Glenn ross). The two of them then showed me some excellent cuts of frozen meats....all of which I could purchase. Suddenly my free meat had just disappeared! All that was left was meat that I could buy. I let them know I was not interested in paying for for the meat, but if they wanted to leave some for free I would be happy, but no $ for them. This angered "the closer". He basically politely insulted me and walked off with the meat. Even those I had a few choice words with his partner, this guy who had originally promised me the free beef told me "he didn't like to see unhappy customers" or some such...and offered me an even sweeter deal. I asked for a business card which he did not have, and said if was "pacwest foods"...this place: http://www.pacwestfood.com/index.html unfortunately, they actually don't have any free meat. but the interaction was pretty amusing for me. happy solicitor day! or whatever moon holiday it is pagans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 so where did the free meat disappear too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 wanna buy some speakers?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 hide the bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponderosa Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 haranguing hooker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 (edited) Pwestfood@aol.com email them bitches.... Edited September 23, 2009 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponderosa Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 don't tell me what to do, beyotch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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olyclimber Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 [video:youtube]xDHOOrmtEwc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 So what the fuck, pussy, are you gonna buy the steaks LIKE A MAN or eat tofu for the rest of your life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 The same two crackers must have blown through my hood. I was workin' on something and suddenly I heard this cracker voice ask me "Are you a carnivore?" from a pickemup. WTF? Stay out of my progressive hood, Crackers, or I'll fuckin shoot ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I had this guy show up on my TV set last month offering me free health insurance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstach Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 This story reminds me of a common ruse I regularly encountered whhile traveling around Africa: Vendor offers a free gift, then when I don't buy anything asks for something for the "free" gift. They got the free gift back every time. It got annoying after a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 http://www.komonews.com/news/archive/4194321.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 My wife bought a bunch of that crap about 4 years ago and I think we still have some of the quarter sized "filet mignons" in the freezer. We ended up either giving most of the meat away or feeding it to the dog. The fish was like mush and full of bones and the meat tasted like it has been soaked in a brine rinse... very salty, and mushy as well. Next time a similar truck shows up, they will get the dog sicked on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Another satisfied customer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Suddenly my free meat had just disappeared! All that was left was meat that I could buy. Isn't obama trying to do the same thing with health care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Suddenly my free meat had just disappeared! All that was left was meat that I could buy. Isn't obama trying to do the same thing with health care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!! no...that meat is clearly going to be paid for you dumbasses. Like you pay for roads and bridges stuff like that. Surely our nations health is considered "critical infrastructure" right? Or is it only people who can afford to pay for it that are "critical infrastructure". but then we haven't been doing a good job of taking care of the roads and bridges either, have we.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t_rutl Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goatboy Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Just had the same guy (probably) come to my door saying he was from PacWest selling meat... ... I told him I was not interested and he drove off, not stopping at any other houses in the neighborhood... weird. green pickup license B17419D. He had on dark glasses and a dirty, untucked collared shirt. Said, "PacWest meats gave me this shirt and told me to drive around getting rid of meat, so here I am." Hell of a sales pitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 1, 2009 Author Share Posted October 1, 2009 http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/18516-post14.html Maybe what they need to do is a take-off of the scared straight program and chronicle some former NFL players and what they are doing after their playing days are over. I still remember ready the story about Icky Woods, 3 years removed from the NFL, selling meat door-to-door in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. And as an incentive to purchase $X of meat, he would do the Icky Shuffle as part of his sales pitch. I would hope that some footage of Icky doing the Icky Shuffle on someone's front porch to get them to buy some meat, and a certain level of being demeaned that comes with that, would wake up some of these kids. But then again, many may feel that "That won't happen to me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I hate it when people send their kids door to door selling Xmas wrapping paper or whatever. I know our schools need more money, but do people really want to turn their brats into little junior sales people? Disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Earlier this year the high pressure meat man came by my house not once but twice. The first time I said no and he didn't apparently know what no meant. The second time a few months later my wife said not only no but get the hell off my property or something like that. If this guy comes by a third time, we might make meat out of him, and we won't say no that time. Now, if it's a kid and his mom selling popcorn for Boy Scouts, then not no but un-no, and can I trade you some meat for that popcorn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Was the truck marked "CAN'T BEAT OUR MEAT ™ ". ? At least we now know where all the Hari krishnas who use to sell hand out "free" incense at the airports have gone. Hari Krishna meat sales. Now that I think of it, don't see many Moonies these days either, maybe they are doing the butchering for the Krishnas....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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