OMG, Don't Mention Evolution to Children!

[G-spotter]

Public highschool band T-shirts banned for referencing evolution.

 

http://www.sedaliademocrat.com/news/0px-18740-span-font.html

 

 

[j_b]

“I was disappointed with the image on the shirt.” Melby said. “I don’t think evolution should be associated with our school.”

 

[kevbone]

I wonder if they would ban a shirt that had Jesus on it?

[j_b]

Next, they'll make sure that all mentions of galileo are erased from the books. Onward to the middle ages because our kids ought to be warriors in this age of savage competition.

[RuMR]

YER ALL GONNA BURN IN HELL!!!!!

 

 

[tvashtarkatena]

Just ban pre-frontal lobes.

 

Problem solved.

[Pete_H]

Haven't clicked on the link yet, but I'm guessing this occurred in the south?

[tvashtarkatena]

you mean The Couv?

[Pete_H]

Missouri apparently. That's where that fucked up movie Jesus Camp took place. Figures.

[tvashtarkatena]

Bringin The Word to the mulletudes

[G-spotter]

It's no coincidence Missouri sounds like Misery

[KaskadskyjKozak]

It's no coincidence Missouri sounds like Misery

 

is there a coincidence that it is called the "show me" state?

[Jim]

Shoot, a friend who is a teacher in Wenatchee is constantly getting crap from her bible thumper pricipal about teaching evolution. Morons are everywhere, but certainly there seems to be a higher density in the south.

[Frikadeller]

I wonder if they would ban a shirt that had Jesus on it?

 

Uhh.... Did you read the story in the link?

 

Pollitt said the district is required by law to remain neutral where religion is concerned.

 

 

“If the shirts had said ‘Brass Resurrections’ and had a picture of Jesus on the cross, we would have done the same thing,” he said.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

I wonder if they would ban a shirt that had Jesus on it?

 

Uhh.... Did you read the story in the link?

 

Boner can't read

[Pete_H]

I actually think he can read - if the words aren't too big, of course. It's the comprehension aspect that he struggles with.

[G-spotter]

I wonder if they would ban a shirt that had Jesus on it?

 

Uhh.... Did you read the story in the link?

 

Pollitt said the district is required by law to remain neutral where religion is concerned.

 

 

“If the shirts had said ‘Brass Resurrections’ and had a picture of Jesus on the cross, we would have done the same thing,” he said.

 

If they think evolution is a religious position, I wonder if they apply that standard to the rest of the sciences. No pictures of rocket ships or satellites or atoms, that's just religion damnit!

[Pete_H]

I guess you have to make the kids stare at the wall all day because if you taught them anything you'd be promoting religion.

[ivan]

if they outlaw evolution only outlaws will evolve

[Pete_H]

I don't think Missourians have evolved much since the antebellum age.

[G-spotter]

Humans are still evolving - average person has 100 mutations

[tvashtarkatena]

when are we gonna get them 4' tall women with beer cozy ears that turn into a roast beef sandwich at midnight?

[olyclimber]

Sometimes the human organism grows a cancer. It doesn't always kill the organism, but it can make the humans who are participating very uncomfortable for a long time. Evolution is a very capitalistic endeavor.

[olyclimber]

or it could this

 

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[Frikadeller]

Plate of shrimp. somehow someone mentioned a plate of shrimp.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUCK!.... My copy is has a scratch. My player just tracks weird sections.

 

"way to get fired from your job, Otto!"