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"Note for the curious: yes, his scrotum is the size of a cantaloupe; he's a regular at San Francisco anti-war protests who's a fan of a procedure called "scrotal inflation" in which the testicular sac is infused with saline solution until it almost bursts. If you would like to try scrotal inflation yourself, click here to order a Scrotal Inflation Kit."

 

Figured I'd use a text-link instead of a hotlink to spare the innocent.

you gotta have hobbies if you wanna stay happy

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"Note for the curious: yes, his scrotum is the size of a cantaloupe; he's a regular at San Francisco anti-war protests who's a fan of a procedure called "scrotal inflation" in which the testicular sac is infused with saline solution until it almost bursts. If you would like to try scrotal inflation yourself, click here to order a Scrotal Inflation Kit."

you gotta have hobbies if you wanna stay happy

 

Yeah, but a hobby horse stuck between your legs?

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/woman.stuck.on.toilet.ap/index.html

 

 

WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

 

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

 

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

 

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

 

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

 

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

 

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

 

The boyfriend called police on February 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

 

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

 

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

 

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

 

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

 

 

 

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1 word or 1 photo for those who want to play the game, not a whole article

 

here's mine:

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Dood, what's wrong with the titanium Sceptre of Power.

 

Ever notice that the next time you go climbing with a partner who saw your ti spork on the last trip, that partner's suddenly has one too?

 

You can't not buy one of these things once you've seen one.

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